United Thread - 2022/23

Status
Not open for further replies.
PMSL,De jong now giving 10 reasons why he won’t join the Scum. hehehe

I wonder if he was lazy and wrote

They’re F*cking Sh*t 10 times on a piece of paper.
One of them: united seem to be cursed and have bad luck.

Really??
Could they really be cursed?

Though I guess it does explain the string of hilariously poor decision making and why their DNA doesn’t work any more...
 
their DNA doesn’t work any more...
It never did because it has never existed, it was just another attempt by the lily-livered media in this country to paint the rags as something they are not, never have been and never will be. We can thank the likes of Simon Stone, Ollie Holt, the Custis brothers and Patrick Barclay for the widespread, sycophantic, fawning bestowed upon that verminous club and it's here-today-gone-tomorrow 'followers' (I refuse to call them fans).

But I'm not going to climb aboard my soapbox and start another round of tub thumping, I'm going to listen to 'Autobahn' again for about the 19th time since Friday.
 
It never did because it has never existed, it was just another attempt by the lily-livered media in this country to paint the rags as something they are not, never have been and never will be. We can thank the likes of Simon Stone, Ollie Holt, the Custis brothers and Patrick Barclay for the widespread, sycophantic, fawning bestowed upon that verminous club and it's here-today-gone-tomorrow 'followers' (I refuse to call them fans).

But I'm not going to climb aboard my soapbox and start another round of tub thumping, I'm going to listen to 'Autobahn' again for about the 19th time since Friday.
And it’s exactly this fact (it doesn’t actually exist) that is at the root of their self-entitlement problem.
They think success is due solely because of who they are, not because of what they do.
Hubris - the reason why so many of the once-mighty fall.
 
PMSL,De jong now giving 10 reasons why he won’t join the Scum. hehehe

I wonder if he was lazy and wrote

They’re F*cking Sh*t 10 times on a piece of paper.

Reason #5 was that he thought they were ‘un equipo gafado’.

F78FA777-09D1-4162-B059-8531185298C6.jpeg
Having said that, sport.es is as deludedly optimistic about Barça’s chances this season as the wackier fringes of Red Cafe are about the Scum’s. Looks like de Jong has found his own Shit Show to wallow in; doesn’t need to find another.
 
That's a monumental embarrassement for united.

I shudder to think how much the media would run with it if a player publicised a list of 10 reasons they don't want to join us. That's fucking insane!
Yeah, I just translated it: embarrassing isn't sufficient a word to describe the swamp-dwellers. Their failure to qualify for CL football was always going to cost them...heavily. But not just financially, either.
They are being looked upon as yesterday's team, someone who was famous once but not anymore. Like those nostalgia bands from the 80's and so on, still trying desperately hard to shine in the spotlight, but instead of playing all the big famous venues as they did their heyday, they are now reduced to playing the club circuit alongside Bobby Davro and Timmy Mallett.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top