United Thread - 2022/23

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I see that good old Ronaldo is ill and can’t play tonight and probably not this weekend- really. Or is he just saving himself for the WC and has binned the RTs off. How demeaning for EtH and RTs but as you sow so shall ye reap. Embarrassment of a club.

Who the f*ck gets worried about picking up an injury from sitting on the bench?
Even if they put him on the field he could just do his usual walking around act to make sure he was OK for the following week.


Nurse! More cotton wool for bed PR37!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

1 of 2 reasons why I'll be struggling to root for Bernardo, Joao and Ruben at World Cup.

How pathetic and weak.
If only NDJ was coming out of retirement...

 

[FantasyIreland]

1 of 2 reasons why I'll be struggling to root for Bernardo, Joao and Ruben at World Cup.

That should be sent straight to the FA who should then respond accordingly.

The pondlife **** is a disgrace,he has been getting away with shit like that almost every game since he arrived.

 

[eyalluvitt]

That should be sent straight to the FA who should then respond accordingly.

The pondlife **** is a disgrace,he has been getting away with shit like that almost every game since he arrived.

Tom Daley watches Bruno compilation videos for tips

 

[aguero93:20]

Look at this cnut of a 'United fan'.

Pictured: Driver who avoided jail for blocking ambulance

This is Albert Butler, the driver who intentionally delayed an ambulance attending to a collapsed man by blocking it from passing his car.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Intentionally blocking an ambulance should carry a penalty of being flayed alive and drowned in vinegar.

 

[jacko74]

I see this Gazpacho or whatever he's called is now the latest World beater.

Whatever happened to the last one, Elanga?

I bet every single team in the PL has got a teenager in their club who's fast and/or tricky and who is full of the spunk and confidence of youth, who could look equally impressive if also allowed to go out on the pitch and do what he likes with no instructions to perform a particular role or required to have any discipline or responsibility as part of the team as a whole... which is basically what happens with this endless stream of united youth players who burst on to the scene and are lauded over as the next ''insert club legend name here'' before rapidly fading into obscurity.

 

[Kippax77]

1 of 2 reasons why I'll be struggling to root for Bernardo, Joao and Ruben at World Cup.

This cnut is the cancer of the modern game.
He needs cutting out.
Utterly rotten and shameless

 

[SWPISHOME]

How pathetic and weak.
If only NDJ was coming out of retirement...

The thoughts of that has put a smile on my face! Imagine size 9 studs straight to that horse mouth that would be sweet.

 

[melrose40yarder]

I bet every single team in the PL has got a teenager in their club who's fast and/or tricky and who is full of the spunk and confidence of youth, who could look equally impressive if also allowed to go out on the pitch and do what he likes with no instructions to perform a particular role or required to have any discipline or responsibility as part of the team as a whole... which is basically what happens with this endless stream of united youth players who burst on to the scene and are lauded over as the next ''insert club legend name here'' before rapidly fading into obscurity.

George Best #338

 

[vincent]

I bet every single team in the PL has got a teenager in their club who's fast and/or tricky and who is full of the spunk and confidence of youth, who could look equally impressive if also allowed to go out on the pitch and do what he likes with no instructions to perform a particular role or required to have any discipline or responsibility as part of the team as a whole... which is basically what happens with this endless stream of united youth players who burst on to the scene and are lauded over as the next ''insert club legend name here'' before rapidly fading into obscurity.

Agree. But to get picked in that Argentina WC squad at 17 is quite impressive.

 

[jacko74]

Agree. But to get picked in that Argentina WC squad at 17 is quite impressive.

Do you think he still would have got picked for Argentina if he played for Brentford and not United?

I'm still gobsmacked that Jaded hasn't been selected for the England squad, yes we all know he's been shit since signing for united... but since when has being shit ever stopped united players receiving automatic International call ups.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Do you think he still would have got picked for Argentina if he played for Brentford and not United?

I'm still gobsmacked that Jaded hasn't been selected for the England squad, yes we all know he's been shit since signing for united... but since when has being shit ever stopped united players receiving automatic International call ups.

There must be a payment clause in his contract that forced utd to pay extra if he plays for Engerlaand

 

[ysmsa]

Ahhh I feel so much better this morning.

Reading social media last night about the new Pele and the pass of the decade!

Saw the footage this morning of a hopeful punt into the area that "yellow card averse" got on the end of to score!

All is well with the world today, its just a case of the usual Ragathon after a Home win.

To top it off they ran Schmeichel interview referring to Slab Head as the "Level headed defender" in the England squad.

Ha ha ha ha ha, he got the right.

 

[stevemacca]

I see this Gazpacho or whatever he's called is now the latest World beater.

Whatever happened to the last one, Elanga?

Amad Diallo anyone?
£40M?
Now at Sunlan on loan
My days!!!!!!

 

[stevemacca]

Amad Diallo anyone?
£40M?
Now at Sunlan on loan
My days!!!!!!

Although he did get 90 mins in the home loss to Cardiff this weekend so he can't be that bad
Not sure he's at the Kev level though - yet

 

[heslops barnet]

Never seen so many superlatives in the media today for a shite team………..are their fans so gullible?

 

[DenisLawBackHeel74]

Never seen so many superlatives in the media today for a shite team………..are their fans so gullible?

Yes, of course they are.

You can’t expect Rico Lewis to be making the headlines he does based on genuine talent to go unanswered……they need another false god.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Never seen so many superlatives in the media today for a shite team………..are their fans so gullible?

Yes, expect to see stupid posts on social media as to why the rag faithful think Bruno is now better than Kevin De Bruyne. It’s the eternal hope it’s the 1990s again that kills them.

 

[Aba452]

To top it off they ran Schmeichel interview referring to Slab Head as the "Level headed defender" in the England squad.

Ha ha ha ha ha, he got the right.

Certainly gives new meaning to the expression flat top!

 

[Blue Mist]

Do you think he still would have got picked for Argentina if he played for Brentford and not United?

I'm still gobsmacked that Jaded hasn't been selected for the England squad, yes we all know he's been shit since signing for united... but since when has being shit ever stopped united players receiving automatic International call ups.

Maguire got picked, why not Sancho ?