United Thread - 2022/23

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I've heard a whisper that Saniflo want the stadium naming rights. The Saniflo Macerator Stadium and apparently they don't need or want a name on the shirts as everyone who watches them knows their shit.
There is knowing your shit and then knowing you're shit ;-)
 
Was checking on their raggy forum and they are steaming that Martinez is off to Argentina on the piss. The idiots seriously thought he'd play against Burnley. They are so fucking deluded, like the draw of an EFL game after winning the WC is appealing, doubt they'll see their midget before the new year.

Their online fan base is pure scum, no positivity, infighting, abuse of the OOT's bordering on racist and rounding on random posters. They really are rotten to the core, cannot handle the fact they are a football irrelevance, they are like spoilt little kids. How can you end up with a billion fans and ALL of them be scum. How can you attack your own fan base, I guess if you have no affiliation to the city that's what you get.
 
Was checking on their raggy forum and they are steaming that Martinez is off to Argentina on the piss. The idiots seriously thought he'd play against Burnley. They are so fucking deluded, like the draw of an EFL game after winning the WC is appealing, doubt they'll see their midget before the new year.

Their online fan base is pure scum, no positivity, infighting, abuse of the OOT's bordering on racist and rounding on random posters. They really are rotten to the core, cannot handle the fact they are a football irrelevance, they are like spoilt little kids. How can you end up with a billion fans and ALL of them be scum. How can you attack your own fan base, I guess if you have no affiliation to the city that's what you get.
They don't have a billion fans. Football as a sport barely has a billion fans (1.12bn watched the 2018 World Cup final) and more of them support Madrid or Barca then that lot.
 
I'm just putting this here, what you inglorious bastards do with it is on your head



I always find these things abit sick. If these multi millionaires truly believed in the charity, they could fund them themselves from their small change
 
The Telegraph reports that Ten Bob has brought in specialist mind coaches to limit the threat of disappointment his players might suffer from the world cup exit.
(Stop laughing at the back, this is serious)
Is it just me but I had a mental image of someone sat their repeating 'you're not shit, you're not shit, listen I'm telling you, you are not...... OK Maguire you are, but the rest of you.....
 
The Telegraph reports that Ten Bob has brought in specialist mind coaches to limit the threat of disappointment his players might suffer from the world cup exit.
(Stop laughing at the back, this is serious)
Is it just me but I had a mental image of someone sat their repeating 'you're not shit, you're not shit, listen I'm telling you, you are not...... OK Maguire you are, but the rest of you.....
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The Telegraph reports that Ten Bob has brought in specialist mind coaches to limit the threat of disappointment his players might suffer from the world cup exit.
(Stop laughing at the back, this is serious)
Is it just me but I had a mental image of someone sat their repeating 'you're not shit, you're not shit, listen I'm telling you, you are not...... OK Maguire you are, but the rest of you.....
They’d be better off getting the Manchester United Mindfulness Centre in

 
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