United Thread - 2022/23

[bennyboy]

Someone didn't watch the Claudio Bravo season.

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Someone didn't watch the Claudio Bravo season.

I did.
Wished Joe was in never De Gea.

 

[aguero93:20]

I thought it was Easter Sunday that was the day of the Resurrection.
They must of modernised it and brought it forward a day because
"The Slab is back"

Albanian tourists beware.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I bet Fernandes is going to do a Kane and go down clutching his face if Keane goes anywhere near him.

 

[Nellies left peg]

I bet Fernandes is going to do a Kane and go down clutching his face if Keane goes anywhere near him.

Is that before he ties his bootlaces to the referee’s so he doesn’t get away from him all game?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Might improve the atmosphere.
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Magicpole is at Parkhead

 

[aguero93:20]

Is that before he ties his bootlaces to the referee’s so he doesn’t get away from him all game?

If I was a PL referee I'd be getting a restraining order against the little rat.

 

[inchy14]

Yes, i think we are linked

I would take him as replacement for Rice

He’ll see red every other week in a hammers shirt mate.

 

[TinFoilHat]

He’ll see red every other week in a hammers shirt mate.

Guaranteed the week before you play the scum.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

United in the last 5 league games

F 2
A 9
Gd -7

 

[remember arthur mann]

Russ Abbott was ahead of his time, he had rainbow braces long before rainbow laces !

Russ Abbot is now a recluse 'because his shows no longer air', says Les Dennis

Veteran comedian Russ Abbot is said to be 'hurt' his hit shows no longer grace TV screens across the country and has given up on showbiz completely, according to pal Les Dennis

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Russ Abbot is now a recluse 'because his shows no longer air', says Les Dennis

Veteran comedian Russ Abbot is said to be 'hurt' his hit shows no longer grace TV screens across the country and has given up on showbiz completely, according to pal Les Dennis

www.mirror.co.uk

Alzheimer’s is a terrible disease.

 

[Vienna_70]

Mrs Vienna rang me to tell me that the rags had scored.

"The horrible one," she told me.

I replied, "That doesn’t really narrow it down".

 

[Vienna_70]

Yes, i think we are linked

I would take him as replacement for Rice

You’d be better off with Müller Rice!

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Of course Martial scored against us. Only plus for you is Rashford being out.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Of course Martial scored against us. Only plus for you is Rashford being out.

He'll be back for Forest. He's got hospitality for a gig midweek and didn't want to play in Europa.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Were they in Camberwick Green with Hugh, Pugh and Barney McGrew ?

Suckling, Dibble and Budge.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

It's OK saying you want out but someone has to buy you. If he can't get in that rag team who the fuck would want McTominay.

Err…Sunderland??

 

[Hayley Croppers chopper]

Err…Sunderland??

You mean Sunderpants.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

You mean Sunderpants.

I like this open season on silly names…

 

[Blue Mist]

Err…Sunderland??

Can Sunderland afford 40 mill and 150k a week ?
The days of ex rag managers sweeping up the dregs have gone.