United Thread - 2022/23

[blue b4 the moon]

Never watch these normally but brilliant....fucking City twat :)

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Erik ten Hag's half-time substitutions have won nine games for Manchester United

Man United have made 19 half-time substitutions this season and here is how they have affected the final score of their games.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Yup, they certainly had an effect last night :)

Yeah but what about the in-game ones when he has to think on the spot himself and not ask baconface what to do?

 

[havefaith]

You’re either a prowler, burglar or you spelt wank wrong :-)

Or a FOC who needs to avoid pissing the bed :-) It happens to the best of us so i,m told.

 

[Sir peace frog]

Erik ten Hag's half-time substitutions have won nine games for Manchester United

Man United have made 19 half-time substitutions this season and here is how they have affected the final score of their games.

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk

Yup, they certainly had an effect last night :)

all week to plan games,then he realises hes fucked up and has to change at half time , i personally think hes a bit of a fraud is fraud guardiola :)

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

Looks like the midget has done his achilles - could be 4-6 months out. Gutted

Oh dear

 

[aguero93:20]

He's a prophet.

 

[aguero93:20]

Am living next door to Alice

Ever thought of sabotaging your gas boiler and fucking off on holiday?

 

[KS55]

Wow! You must be as old as me to remember Crackerjack. Leslie Crowther, Peter Glaze?

Eamonn Andrews

 

[KS55]

I'm 73 today.

Do I get a Crackerjack pencil?

No, you dropped the cabbage.

 

[bavarian blue]

Oh dear

Last tango in Stretford.

 

[hammocity]

The medical expertise of Slack and Goldberg is legendary, 6 to 12 months Wow !
If it's Friday it's Crackerjack, if it's Thursday it's the rag's.

Wasn’t it:

It’s Friday
It’s five to five
It’s Crackerjack

I’d like to say I never watched but I always did, my mum used to say, you’re 23 now shouldn’t you be watching something else?

 

[KS55]

Took my pulse at 1 - 1 in the dipper match, it was 107, normally its mid 60s.

Saved you going for a run.

 

[halfcenturyup]

Honestly, as much as I enjoy Maguire's calamities because he always got undue credit over Stones for England and he plays for United, you have to say he's had some fucking awful luck recently. He makes a lot of mistakes, but he's also just a magnet for slapstick bad luck.

That OG could literally happen to anyone, no one can anticipate the opposition striker cannoning a header at you from 3ft, but it happens to him.

Yep. You almost have to feel sorry for him, don't you? Don't you? .... Anybody there? Maybe not then :) As you were.

Just as an aside. Phil Jones is a bit in the same bracket. He tries his best, gives 100%, it's just not enough to be anywhere near good enough. I find it hard to criticise anyone who is so committed he will crawl around on the floor and head the ball with boots flying around.

Wait a minute. Naah. What a pair of assholes.

 

[Bluemoon dan]

he mustn't be very popular in the dressing room when his own team mates couldn't be arsed carrying him off

Someone pointed out last night how clever the Sevilla players were to do that. It wasn't an act of compassion it was to get him off as quickly as they could to stop the rags having time to properly regroup and kill the momentum that Sevilla were building.

 

[wolviedinho]

A lot of the rag fans think hes the best in the league. Its absolutely mental, but definitely pushed by the media. I will be shocked if hes not in team of the season. Which would be a disgrace.

And rashford
And martial
And slabhead
And the one that plays on the right
And cashmere
And…

You get the picture, the rags are hitting a successful period online only. Let’s keep it that way.

 

[Blue Mist]

It could be a new tactic for the opposition

Smack the ball at Slabhead and hope for the best. Could be entertaining.

It could be a new ITV Saturday night game show with Ant and Dec.

 

[mexico1970]

I’m not too sure about the Rags new mascot

WTF!!!

 

[chedinho]

24 years waiting for a chance?

Aimed my shot at Slabhead…. Hoping for a glance

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

I looked at that United side last night and the front three demonstrates how mediocre they are. Antony Martial who they have been trying to offload since time began has scored more goals and assisted more than their two major signings from the previous summers in Sancho and Antony. What happens if Rashford resumes normal service next season and goes back to his usual scoring rate?

That Sabitzer guy who was getting splinters on his arse at Bayern Munich, have the giddy fuckers started debating how much better than Kevin De Bruyne yet?

But Robbie "you know" Savage was explaing during commentary just how good a front 3 of Martial, Sancho and Antony could be.

It didn't sound too, you know, convincing though.

 

[splinter]

WTF!!!

Think I'll hit cans early today after watching that