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Surely the current players will want to step in and hand over about 20 minutes of a day's pay to help them out?

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ANY player for ANY club in the Premier League should be contributing plenty to such a worthy cause as supporting their team's former players if they're in need. I still think it's appalling that some players from England's ONLY world cup winning team in 66 had to consider selling their medals.
 
ANY player for ANY club in the Premier League should be contributing plenty to such a worthy cause as supporting their team's former players if they're in need. I still think it's appalling that some players from England's ONLY world cup winning team in 66 had to consider selling their medals.


I completely agree with the sentiment but there are some people in life who spend money like water, no matter how much you give them it floods through their hands.

Most of us have got wives, we know how that feels :)
 
Working for that shower of shits must be so demoralising whatever your job. Their cost cutting is nonsensical, it's akin to your boss getting rid of the Andrex and putting the hard shiny stuff in it's place just to save a couple of quid. People basically down tools and just do the bare minimum, they're finished.
 
Had an argument with a rag about him. He was convinced he had come through their academy.

When I told him they'd bought him from Italy at £30m then loaned him out to Rangers for a season, then Sunderland he thought I was taking the piss

The thick rag twat
Aren't all Rags thick twats?
 
Scruffy Jim’s PR Spin Strategy
Aka Fannies by Gaslight.
Sponsored by Hoover/Bosch.


In the event of a sustained period of mediocrity please use the following on rotation every few days.
* Busby Babes
* Class of 92
* 1999
* Sir Alex Ferguson
* New Stadium
* Sheikh Jassim

n.b. It is also essential we link the club to every world class talent especially if our rivals are doing similar.
Rivals means our fellow top six plus Madrid,Bayern and Barcelona.
 
Scruffy Jim’s PR Spin Strategy
Aka Fannies by Gaslight.
Sponsored by Hoover/Bosch.


In the event of a sustained period of mediocrity please use the following on rotation every few days.
* Busby Babes
* Class of 92
* 1999
* Sir Alex Ferguson
* New Stadium
* Sheikh Jassim

n.b. It is also essential we link the club to every world class talent especially if our rivals are doing similar.
Rivals means our fellow top six plus Madrid,Bayern and Barcelona.
Can we mention Michael Knighton and the red knights?
 
Good ol' 27%, keep going Jim, keep going. The more you can save the more you can waste on bizarre and unnecessary signings - despite the debt. Who knows, you could re-sign Pogbad for yet another eye-watering amount - surely you must have someone in your current squad who could 'release' him this time round?
But in the end, as long as you piss off everybody involved in that foul establishment I've heard some people refer to as a football club, I will like you. As long as you tread on the toes of all the plastic masses from the far east with their knock-off souvenir shirts, I will like you. As long you continue your current downward spiral with your make-it-up-as-we-go-along approach to the transfer market, I will like you.

You'd like it in the Championship, Mr 27%. Honestly, you would. Most things are a little cheaper down there. Ok, your players might find it difficult to adjust to playing alongside professional footballers, but they'll soon get used to it. Trust me.

Do all this for me and I will like you.
I will never like anything associated with our Trafford-based neighbours.

As far as I’m concerned, they can fuck off. And when they get there, they can fuck off again. And keep fucking off, until they fall into oblivion.
 
Fuck me never ever in my life did I expect to see mainstream media writing any truths about that shitshow of a club, then again is there any good news ?
I guess if there’s nothing good to write about em bad news is better than no news when it comes to clicks.
These headlines confirm they really are in the shit and relegation a real possibility.
 
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