United Thread | 2024/25

[TonyM]

Imagine the abuse shouted at the waiter and the out of the blue dives onto the floor looking for a discount.

 

[Gray]

Gormless little shit, bottom left. The more I see of him the more I dislike him.

 

[Blueboy73]

Pellestri wandering round Athens with his bird as we speak counting Olympiakos shirts the daft red ****.

Apparently he hasn't seen any Olympiakos or AEK shirts and has been posting "Athens is green" all over his social media accounts.

 

[Blueboy73]

Rashford looks pissed.

Just for a change.

Probably recovering after another night out in Belfast.

 

[spinney]

Imagine the abuse shouted at the waiter and the out of the blue dives onto the floor looking for a discount.

how on earth can anyone bond with that bunch

 

[Milesvk]

They have answered their own question by putting up the squad picture.

 

[BrianW]

The answer to the question.

Reality.

 

[dadnlad]

ha ha on wireless last night if they sign Toney their odd on to win title

so toney not changed his ways then

 

[mancboy]

ha ha on wireless last night if they sign Toney their odd on to win title

so toney not changed his ways then

what braindead lunatic said that

 

[Elbow beards]

Chinese restaurant closes for summer hols after tripling their yearly income thanks to Luke Shaw.
When asked for comment, Luke (43) said he was disappointed at the lack of sausage rolls.

 

[dadnlad]

what braindead lunatic said that

i dont know what was on i was driving. like all shows just blowing smoke up arses

 

[Protein Junkie]

Chinese restaurant closes for summer hols after tripling their yearly income thanks to Luke Shaw.
When asked for comment, Luke (43 stone)said he was disappointed at the lack of sausage rolls.

Amended for you EB.

 

[mancboy]

i dont know what was on i was driving. like all shows just blowing smoke up arses

they should have been sectioned for such a ridiculous opinion they could sign prime ronaldo (the real one) and it still wouldnt make them odds on for the title

 

[KentBlue]

ha ha on wireless last night if they sign Toney their odd on to win title

so toney not changed his ways then

They could sign Tony Hancock in his present form but they still won't be any good.

 

[Elbow beards]

Amended for you EB.

And that's being generous. :)

 

[TonyM]

Chinese restaurant closes for summer hols after tripling their yearly income thanks to Luke Shaw.
When asked for comment, Luke (43) said he was disappointed at the lack of sausage rolls.

Greggs refused to comment.

 

[Hertzblue]

Please make it happen. -Antony , Sancho , Rat boy and Sterling !!

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Gormless little shit, bottom left. The more I see of him the more I dislike him.

Tbh he's got some competition there from Rashford !

 

[horlock_was_super]

They could sign Tony Hancock in his present form but they still won't be any good.

At least he’d be an armful

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

Apart from all the players in that picture.
The manager.
And the small problem of roughly 8 teams in the league are easily better than them and another 8 are on a par but officials ref them completely differently