United Thread | 2024/25

[Tuearts right boot]

Work at home

Doing what though ??

 

[cmcm0808]

I feel sorry for the hundreds of working class staff who are losing their jobs because of the clubs mismanagement. It’s not the players fault they were offered such ridiculous contracts but it is sickening when one WEEK at £350K is equivalent to 10 people on £35K per YEAR.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

In total 450 jobs gone....what did these 450 people actually do ?? and if not, where did they hide ??

puzzles me that...the cost savings have been announced as +£40M....So. They are saying that NOT A SINGLE SOUL of these poor 450 brought anything of value into the club...nothing...Bupkis...de nada...can't all be ex-players still on the company tit can they?

 

[meeesh]

In total 450 jobs gone....what did these 450 people actually do ?? and if not, where did they hide ??

Toilet cleaners, piss mopper uppers, guttering clearers, club shop, maintenance people.

So basically the ones that did fuck all

 

[bluethrunthru]

relentless from Scruffy Jim - they are being shafted by him

 

[City Raider]

200 people with an average salary of £30k could have worked for about 15 more years if they didn’t sign Antony

 

[Damanino]

Ineos really creating a toxic environment over there.
wonder whats next in terms of making it worse for people to work there.

limit the toilet breaks during the day. limit the toilet roll usage. write it down on a piece of paper each hour what you have done in last hour.
any bread leftover from previous day lunch can be used as toasted bread the day after for breakfast.
sainsbury yellow sticker - expired food deals incoming...

shirt swap after games not allowed anymore for players with opponents, as it need to be washed and used for next game too.

etc.

 

[waspish]

If scruffy sacks 500 what will the club save a year? 10/20m?

 

[paulchapo]

Omar is doing a great job since he went there lol.

 

[NZBlue]

Talent scouts

So basically the ones that did fuck all

 

[Gray]

Sikes

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Sykes

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[Silva61]

that ain't Bill Sykes mate...it's Mr Bumble The Beadle!

Don't forget our Peggy.

 

[KentBlue]

Odd, isn't it? I like to think I'm a nice enough chap: friendly, easy-going. Get along with everyone (well, now that I've retired from being a serial killer, of course). But despite my somewhat placid nature, I cannot find a single iota of sympathy for the rags.

I wonder why that Is.

 

[Silva61]

has he employed Musk and his DOGE team for these redundancies

That would be wonderful, Drain the swamp and uncover the fraud.

 

[Gray]

Odd, isn't it? I like to think I'm a nice enough chap: friendly, easy-going. Get along with everyone (well, now that I've retired from being a serial killer, of course). But despite my somewhat placid nature, I cannot find a single iota of sympathy for the rags.

I wonder why that Is.

Because they are a bunch of arrogant smug twats.

 

[Gazza]

In total 450 jobs gone....what did these 450 people actually do ?? and if not, where did they hide ??

They were on the subs bench.

 

[discopop]

Feel for the people loosing their jobs but the gruel and bread being offered up at the training ground is fucking hilarious.

Time to recall school dinners lad

 

[ninjamonkey]

Comedy club. Imagine thinking the stingiest of penny pinching imaginable is a good idea for a multi-billion pound business. It's like owning a Lamborghini but washing it with rain water and your bare hands because you don't want to pay for a sponge and some cleaning products.

Captain birdseye will be making weekly trips back to Carrington to feed the remaining staff there at this rate.

United fans quite literally begged for this.

 

[Manc baggie]

If scruffy sacks 500 what will the club save a year? 10/20m?

Rags getting very little in the way of bad press about this.
Imagine if it was Tesco making 500 staff redundant. It would be a headline story on news at 10.

 

[oakiecokie]

Odd, isn't it? I like to think I'm a nice enough chap: friendly, easy-going. Get along with everyone (well, now that I've retired from being a serial killer, of course). But despite my somewhat placid nature, I cannot find a single iota of sympathy for the rags.

I wonder why that Is.

Because you`re a nice ****. ;)