United Thread | 2025/26

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Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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He brought Maguire on not to freshen up the defend but to cause problems in our box, hoof it and hope. It shows how bad they are when he becomes their best goal option.
 
Centurions said:
Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?
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Centurions said:
Got to love SSN's online take on finding excuses for them.

"Amorim and the United hierarchy feel they are losing out on the fine margins right now.

There are other mitigating circumstances too - the injuries to Mason Mount and Matheus Cunha are particularly damaging, especially because United's squad doesn't have the strength in depth of any of the other "Big Six" clubs right now."

This is for a club who have spent net £783million over the last 5 seasons and a staggering net £1.35BILLION over the last 10 seasons.

"It will take several transfer windows and clever recruitment before that is a reality. Mount and Cunha should both be back available soon."

How many bloody transfer windows do they need?
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Big six!!!!
 
Gordyola said:
My biggest fear is they get the next appointment right this clown won’t last beyond the next international break, probably go for Iraola
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Worry not my friend.

There will be no getting it right for these fuckers.

Three things need to happen before they get anywhere close to cohesion at that cesspit of a club.

1) The pisscan needs to die

2) The rags need to get relegated *

3) The media need to wake up **

Once these three things happen, their club can reset * and this ridiculous narrative that Manchesniteh need to be somewhere other than where they are ** will end.

Fortunately for us Blues, the rags are delusional and the media have lost all perspective.

So we've got a good ten to fifteen years, still left to mock the fuckers.

Enjoy it.
 
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
 
Man Utd's PL record under Amorim:

31 games, 8 wins, 7 draw, 16 defeats. It is the worst record of any Man Utd manager in the post-war years. Pre-Derby, the media were trying to make out a case that it was Guardiola who was under pressure. In the Guardian on Saturday, their headline was, "The age of Guardiola is waning and the game’s guru is baffled by what comes next".
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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What happens if they change coach and appoint someone like Iraola? I think another Man Utd managerial change is imminent.
 
Marvin. said:
The moment I knew we had won the Derby was on the 62nd minute when Amorim takes off Yoro for Maguire. It was obvious then that City were going to race through for a third.

What is it with Amorim and his stupid like for like defensive subs. No one else does this in top flight English football or has ever done it. Unless there is something highly unusual going on, you don't change your centre backs.
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Took off their only defender with the legs to catch Haaland, for the slowest defender in the PL

And how did Shaw stay on the pitch?

Maybe everyone else is watching a different game and Amorim only sees numbers floating through the air like in the matrix.
 
Djibrilshairdo said:
Just have a gander at this bunch of bitter lemon suckers. Reckon baldy at the front is watching the women’s rugby. The pisscan has morphed into Sir Les Patterson.

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That bald chap at the front is our Agent Omar and he's texting Khaldoon Mubarak..... "Mission Accomplished"


If the pisscan gets any redder the fucker is going to morph into a bottle of ketchup.
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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I think it’s great. Highlighting how shit they are and how it has to change every week, whilst it never does.
 
city2 said:
I love taking the piss out of this horrible club but what pisses me right off is the amount of in-depth inquiry every week when they get beat. Villa finished higher last season and having a bad start but nothing is said. The rags will not be relevant for 5 more years at least so we have this shite to put up with till then.
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Put up with? Do you not like comedies?

As for @Marvin. s Iraola question, it's simple, if he moves he'll immediately turn to shit like the 9+2 before him have. They were all well thought of at the time as well.
 
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