I'm sorry but of all the fucking dross I've seen over the last 38 years, no one, and I mean absa-fucking-lutely no one, even remotely comes close to Laurent Charvet or Nigel Clough.
Adrian Heath, Danny Mills, Alan Kernaghan, Tony Vaughan, Jamie Pollock, Mikel Frontzeck, Kare Ingebritsen, Graham Baker, Barry Silkman, Barry Siddall, Barry Conlon, Martin Phillips, Antonine Sibierski, Giorgios Samaras, Bernardo Corradi and the countless other shower of wasters, misfits and useless tossers that have scandalously been allowed to pull on a City shirt over the years are ALL veritable Lionel Messis by comparison to the absolute disgraceful, layabout, inept, lollygegging, cannot be fucking arsed, are you sure you are a footballer son, pathetic, is this what we've really come to, fucking shite performances regularly witnessed from that pair of reprehensible, oxygen thieving *****.
And breathe.