super_city_si
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Whats your best Joke!?!?
- Thread starter Lmg1002
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Bluebird1
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What's the shortest sentence that leads to the longest sentence?
I do.
I do.
Bilboblue
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Bluebird1 said:What's the shortest sentence that leads to the longest sentence?
I do.
It's normally a bloke says that!
You married a rag?!!!
Bluebird1
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Bilboblue said:Bluebird1 said:What's the shortest sentence that leads to the longest sentence?
I do.
It's normally a bloke says that!
You married a rag?!!!
No, my ex wasn't interested in football at all. Mind you, I did get him to Maine Road on a few occasions.
what did officer penis say to officer condom ....................................................................cover me im going in .....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................how many animals can you fit in a condom ,,,,,,,,, 1 cock and a few hares .....
Bluebird1
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Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?
Cos Chernobyl fall out!
* Sorry but it made me laugh *
Cos Chernobyl fall out!
* Sorry but it made me laugh *
tueartsboots
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Grimace from Loo and IBluebird1 said:Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?
Cos Chernobyl fall out!
* Sorry but it made me laugh *
Bluebird1
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tueartsboots said:Grimace from Loo and IBluebird1 said:Why shouldn't you wear Russian underpants?
Cos Chernobyl fall out!
* Sorry but it made me laugh *
Ok then, how about:
The Alphabet Spaghetti factory is on fire .....
If it explodes it could spell disaster:-)
tueartsboots
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Do we know the Sauce of this information?Bluebird1 said:tueartsboots said:Grimace from Loo and I
Ok then, how about:
The Alphabet Spaghetti factory is on fire .....
If it explodes it could spell disaster:-)
Le Havre Oswald
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Q. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A. a Stick.
A. a Stick.