mammutly
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What's with all the Irish jokes?
Racist fuckers.
Racist fuckers.
Whats your best Joke!?!?
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mammutly
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Griff93 said:
It's not a joke.
mammutly
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Griff93 said:
Careful:
BELFAST_BLUE_BOY
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Paddy has broken his leg and his buddy Mick comes over to see him.
Mick says, "How you doin'?"
"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin' one?"
Mick says, "How you doin'?"
"Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favour mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezing."
Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.
He says, "Your dad's sent me up here to have sex with both of you."
They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it."
Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of em?"
Paddy shouts back, "Of course both of em, what's the point of fuckin' one?"
Guy orders a Chinese takeaway to be delivered, the Chinese man turns up and knocks at the door, the Guy answers and the Chinaman says, (am not doing the voice btw, i'll prob get banned) Hello sir, heres your takeaway, now that'll be £10 please. The guy says,, could you tell me the name of Jordans backward kid?
The Chinaman says, ahh, Harvey Price,!
The guy takes his bag of food and says thanks, heres a fiver now fuk off.
The Chinaman says, ahh, Harvey Price,!
The guy takes his bag of food and says thanks, heres a fiver now fuk off.
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mammutly said:
i posted the paddy and murphy joke directly above your post. i want a genuine answer, are you serious? if you are genuinely serious and are referring to my joke, i'll reply.
brooklandsblue2.0
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Why is everyone suddenly saying how hot Hermione from Harry Potter is?
I've been saying that for the last ten years.
I've been saying that for the last ten years.