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After a gruelling Grand Prix, Renault boss Flavio Briatore is sitting on his yacht drinking champagne when he sees a documentary about a group of Liverpool youngsters who can remove a set opf wheels without the proper tools inside 6 seconds. Flavios is amazed and fires the entire pit crew immediatley who take 8 seconds and require high tech equipment to do the job and fills the vacancies with the Liverpool youngsters.
At the first practice, they change the tyres in 6 seconds flat and let the driver drive away. Confident the team will winthe title that season, Briatore walks off. Shorlty, his mobile rings. It's his boss. Briatore brags: 'Did you see that new pit crew? No-on will be able to beat us this year.'
The boss then screams down the phone:
'You twat! Within 12 seconds, they had also resprayed and rebadged the car and then sold it to the Red Bull team for 8 lagers and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower'.
At the first practice, they change the tyres in 6 seconds flat and let the driver drive away. Confident the team will winthe title that season, Briatore walks off. Shorlty, his mobile rings. It's his boss. Briatore brags: 'Did you see that new pit crew? No-on will be able to beat us this year.'
The boss then screams down the phone:
'You twat! Within 12 seconds, they had also resprayed and rebadged the car and then sold it to the Red Bull team for 8 lagers and some photos of Coulthard's bird in the shower'.