Swales lives said:A few years back, around 20 of us went on a stag-doo, starting at an outdoor paintballing centre. We split into 2 teams City v Rags, this was an early Saturday morning jaunt before the serious drinking started. Now I like to start things a bit early and was already a bit pissed by 10.30am. So we divided the teams up and went into our hiding places. Surprise, surprise, what with the drink, the weed and the tension, my arse-alarm began to quiver. So I squatted where I'd hid and delivered a fairly squishy arse-yogurt. Cleaned myself up and moved on another 10 yards.
I lay low, pleased with my evacuation, then I was shot to bit by one of my rag-mates who had dived spectacularly into my previous hidey hole, before shooting me. He arose victoriously after he 'killed' me. Ultimate victory was mine as he'd landed in the shit-landmine I'd planted only 2 minutes earlier.
Ha Ha success. Victory was sweet.