I was going up the Toll R.d. yesterday heading towards funnily enough 'BROWNHILLS', i had been wondering should i or shouldnt i all the way up from Southampton, i thought fuk it i'll call in at Keele services as i can hang on for a while longer. All of a sudden my brain told me that you must go now asap immediately, as is usually the case when theres no bog for a while,(little did i know that theres a services on the toll r.d. but i had to go, 'NOW'.) There was a steep banking with fairly high nettles all along but i thought fuk it, so grabs a handful of old paper towels and my bat to swipe down the nettles, so my hands are full as nearly were my kecks at this point, runs up the banking swiping away for a clear spot when my footing goes and BANG, down i go, didnt have time to mince any longer so chuckd me bat and squats in the nettles, hallefukinlulyah. Had a face full of stings and an arse to match, but what relief.
PS, this Scottish bloke comes to the bottom of the banking,he had some sort of disability as he was stuttering and indeed walking as if he himself had shit his pants,(not taking the piss BTW,this happened) shouting "hello there,ive ran out of petrol can you help us out at all"?
Unreal man.