BlueinCumbria
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Right – not really soiling but definitely a funny one! Just happened to me today.
Picture the scene – we have a big lass that works in our office and by big I mean one of those women that always goes on about diets but everytime you look at her she’s eating a mars bar and saying she’s on a brown week. This woman told me she was on a new diet fad which involves only eating round things! You know – apples, oranges etc etc I then caught her at the vending machine eating some chocolate buttons! Unbelievable she is. Anyway, I digress!
I went outside for a fag and was on my way back into the building and saw big girl heading up the u shaped staircase, which is where I was going. I held back because I have this vision that if I get too close I will get a whiff of her nether regions and believe me, big girls fat trout is something I could do without sniffing!
Anyway as I got to the bottom of the stairs she was waltzing around the u bend onto the final flight. I stepped onto the first step and I heard this almighty release of anus gas. This came from the pit of her guts and as she knew no-one was behind her she followed up this first blast with a tiny ripper which was obviously a push through from the first. Well it sounded like when you blow over the top of a can! I burst out laughing and carried on my walk – she was standing at the top of the stairs as red as the rag shirt and I am not joking the stench was like the Yorvik Viking centre in York (if you’ve been you’ll know what I mean)
Vile!
Picture the scene – we have a big lass that works in our office and by big I mean one of those women that always goes on about diets but everytime you look at her she’s eating a mars bar and saying she’s on a brown week. This woman told me she was on a new diet fad which involves only eating round things! You know – apples, oranges etc etc I then caught her at the vending machine eating some chocolate buttons! Unbelievable she is. Anyway, I digress!
I went outside for a fag and was on my way back into the building and saw big girl heading up the u shaped staircase, which is where I was going. I held back because I have this vision that if I get too close I will get a whiff of her nether regions and believe me, big girls fat trout is something I could do without sniffing!
Anyway as I got to the bottom of the stairs she was waltzing around the u bend onto the final flight. I stepped onto the first step and I heard this almighty release of anus gas. This came from the pit of her guts and as she knew no-one was behind her she followed up this first blast with a tiny ripper which was obviously a push through from the first. Well it sounded like when you blow over the top of a can! I burst out laughing and carried on my walk – she was standing at the top of the stairs as red as the rag shirt and I am not joking the stench was like the Yorvik Viking centre in York (if you’ve been you’ll know what I mean)
Vile!