This has tipped it in favour of Liverpool for me.
Firstly, Eygyptians are not Arabic! Secondly, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT?! Liverpool fans are fucking weird, the weirdest people on this island and they beat Celtic’s weirdos and any flat-Earthers or people who are religious in that race which says a lot.
United are more evil, more to the bone, they’d come over to laugh at you and give you shit the moment you get your first shots at the bar after the final whistle when your team has just been relegated. United are always going on about who they hate (ironic I say that in this thread, I know), singing about who they hate, kicking off with who they hate. I was kicked in the back of the head by a Rag at a derby once, I wouldn’t mind so much but he was a grown man and I was eleven years old. They don’t give a shit.
Liverpool fans are different though, they live in a fairy land with their heads in the clouds. They don’t go on about who they hate because think they’re on a different plane to everyone else. Up in those clouds where their silly fucking deluded heads are is where they think LFC are and they think they are the only ones floating around up there with the ghosts of Shankley and Paisley and the 96, and everyone else is beneath them (yes, in the derogatory manner).
In the real world where people are down to Earth we can’t tell a Liverpool fans anything because those clouds where their heads are clog up their ears and all they hear are the echoes of “5 times”.
LFC stands for Liverpool Football Cult, because that’s what they act like. United are sinister, they’d kick your Nan and sing about it the next week at a game.
They are both fucking vile.
As are SC United of Manchester fans! They’re the same as the real Rags and never forget that.