Brightwell’s left peg
Well-Known Member
The US is like a Jumbo jet where 45% of passengers are adamant they want a nice cultural holiday in the Med, 45% aren’t interested in any other culture than Gun culture and are adamant they want to go hunting for wild animals in Namibia, and 10% could happily go either way depending on their mood.
Previous Pilots tried to reach compromise destinations that ticked some boxes, but over time the passengers are getting more and more upset that they don’t get exactly what they want and have become entrenched in their views. The current Pilot has his own hunting resort in Namibia, but he denies this has any bearing on his current flight path, which to outside observers seems to be directly towards it.
As the passengers continue to get more and more demanding about where they want to go, Future pilots will increasingly struggle to keep either side happy. One side has more guns, more bullets and more practice using them and lately have been openly displaying them on the plane. The other side does have guns as well, but tend to keep them hidden.
Don’t be surprised to see a few people get shot on the plane and a few holes to appear in the fuselage, especially if the current pilot doesn’t get relieved and continues towards Namibia. It will take some excellent piloting to get it safely down and most people to be happy with where they land. Nobody currently has any idea where they could land that keeps people sufficiently happy. The plane could blow up if enough shots are fired.
Previous Pilots tried to reach compromise destinations that ticked some boxes, but over time the passengers are getting more and more upset that they don’t get exactly what they want and have become entrenched in their views. The current Pilot has his own hunting resort in Namibia, but he denies this has any bearing on his current flight path, which to outside observers seems to be directly towards it.
As the passengers continue to get more and more demanding about where they want to go, Future pilots will increasingly struggle to keep either side happy. One side has more guns, more bullets and more practice using them and lately have been openly displaying them on the plane. The other side does have guns as well, but tend to keep them hidden.
Don’t be surprised to see a few people get shot on the plane and a few holes to appear in the fuselage, especially if the current pilot doesn’t get relieved and continues towards Namibia. It will take some excellent piloting to get it safely down and most people to be happy with where they land. Nobody currently has any idea where they could land that keeps people sufficiently happy. The plane could blow up if enough shots are fired.