Worst pain you've experienced

I used to install office furniture when I was a youngling. Sometimes somebody would sit on top of a work surface in order to put pressure on so the lad underneath could screw a bracket to it without it moving. I was that person sitting on top one time when two work surfaces were joined tightly together from underneath with a couple of brackets.
My bollocks got pinched as a result and the lad underneath had to unscrew the bracket so that I could crawl away crying.
 
Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Dislocated shoulder after bomb blew a hole in the blade, have also walked around with broken hand/dragging a broken leg around for a couple of days, had 2 day headache after being sparked clean out in American football.
All painful but bearable unless you decided to wave them/move about too much.

By far worst pain I've ever experienced was sinusitis. Excruciating constant pain through whole head unless I stayed perfectly still. Even the slightest movement from breathing was agony.

Luckily found out how to avoid it ever coming on in future, but that was a painful lesson.
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What set it off, if you don't mind me asking?
 
I've been quite lucky so far, touch wood.

Had appendicitis, sat on it for 4 days knowing I probably had it, tried to take the edge off it with a few beers. Finally walked to A&E at 2am the Thursday night. Didn't have the op til 40 hours later due to several nurse fuck ups and lack of staff/beds. Managed to discharge myself the next morning and shuffle my way to the City game. Spurs cunts beat us.

Had a hip flexor surgery to remedy a long-term condition. That was pretty painful on waking up. The day I had the op was the day MK Dons beat United, remember laughing my tits off in my hospital bed, high as a kite on morphine. Pretty uncomfortable learning how to walk again after 3 months off my feet; but sounds like I've had it easy compared to others on here.

Did actually get a pain last week in my spine when I got up off the sofa, it was excruciating for all of 2 seconds. Must have just tweaked a nerve or a disc as I stood up; funny things are backs.
 
Got an accidental kick in the rocks years back. The pain and embarrassment was outrageous. Said it was as bad a pain as I had ever had.
Wife took no pity on me at all and said there was no worse pain than giving birth.
Shortly after she said she wanted another baby.

I wasn't looking for another kick in the rocks though.
 
dozzie26 said:
What set it off, if you don't mind me asking?
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Getting the flu and not getting rid of the mucus which just filled my sinuses to bursting point.

A week or two of the blue inhaler helped to shift it then, but the core prevention tactic now whenever I feel anything like that coming on is hydrate like hell, sweat it out and blow my nose a lot. Runny nose = good flushing.
Same advice for speeding up getting through such an infection anyway.
 
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The ending to Watership Down was extremely painful. There were tears.
 
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