Worst pain you've experienced

JamesMCFC said:
I remember waking up the in the middle of the night after training my back and I have never felt pain like it.

I presume I damaged my sciatica nerve.

I actually started to panic as I couldn't even move my legs and had to crawl to the bathroom. Luckily it eased up eventually but it's one pain I could do with never experiencing again.

Apparently the worse pain a human can feel is cluster headaches I believe they are called?
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Mate,I suffered with cluster headaches for several years it's like someone's drilling through your eye one THEN thunderclap headache you really could not imagine the pain so rare that the doctor who looked after me brought a load of students round my bed so I could describe to them what it was like and believe it or not all allieviated by an extra blood pressure tablet.
 
DRINKLEVEDRY said:
Mate,I suffered with cluster headaches for several years it's like someone's drilling through your eye one THEN thunderclap headache you really could not imagine the pain so rare that the doctor who looked after me brought a load of students round my bed so I could describe to them what it was like and believe it or not all allieviated by an extra blood pressure tablet.
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Jesus mate I feel sorry for you their pal.

I watched a programme on it and some poor woman had them and she had to go into the corner of the room and just kneel over. Crying in absolute agony. The kids had to try and comfort her.

I think they got it resolved by doing some acupuncture or some sort of excerise for her back / spine.

Seemed to do the trick anyway.
 
JamesMCFC said:
Jesus mate I feel sorry for you their pal.

I watched a programme on it and some poor woman had them and she had to go into the corner of the room and just kneel over. Crying in absolute agony. The kids had to try and comfort her.

I think they got it resolved by doing some acupuncture or some sort of excerise for her back / spine.

Seemed to do the trick anyway.
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I saw it mate so sad I had them about four times a day she had them all day long the doctors know very little about them but the blood pressure tablet worked for me.
 
henrythedogcity said:
Had an abscess the size of a plum right on the bum hole....have never experienced pain like it ...every time I farted it was like being stabbed up the arse with a broken bottle.....lasted about 4 days then exploded what a mess!!!! Had to wear a sanitary towel over my arse for a few days after as it drained
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...thanks for sharing
 
The blue phantom said:
Snap, Four times with these over the years and the last two ive had a stay in Stepping Hill for 3 Nights. I can honestly say even the Morphine only took the edge off the pain.
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snap, passed my first one, fuckin agony, second one had to be broken up via a jack hammer inserted down me japs eye, worst 24 hrs of my life followed, death was appealing
 
A gall stone got stuck in my pancreatic duct and then my gall bladder started getting sepsis. The spasms of pain were off the scale. The pain was relieved by projectile vomiting at Olympic standard but it got me straight through a US Emergency room without my credit card.
 
Appendicitus.
Was living in Chapeltown in Leeds in a dog rough bedsit the year it went up in smoke (81)
Pain in the middle of the night was bad, I was on the floor creased up

Had to start walking to a hospital but didn't know where - so I flagged a taxi
On the way I said to the driver 'I think I've got appendicitus'
He listened to the symptoms and then said 'nah mate - thats just wind'
So I'm stood on the steps of Jimmys thinking, 'now what' - am I just going to fart
Went in and I was under the knife in less than two hours
Must thank that taxi driver someday if I see him
 
I used to install office furniture when I was a youngling. Sometimes somebody would sit on top of a work surface in order to put pressure on so the lad underneath could screw a bracket to it without it moving. I was that person sitting on top one time when two work surfaces were joined tightly together from underneath with a couple of brackets.
My bollocks got pinched as a result and the lad underneath had to unscrew the bracket so that I could crawl away crying.
 
Plays By Sense Of Smell said:
Dislocated shoulder after bomb blew a hole in the blade, have also walked around with broken hand/dragging a broken leg around for a couple of days, had 2 day headache after being sparked clean out in American football.
All painful but bearable unless you decided to wave them/move about too much.

By far worst pain I've ever experienced was sinusitis. Excruciating constant pain through whole head unless I stayed perfectly still. Even the slightest movement from breathing was agony.

Luckily found out how to avoid it ever coming on in future, but that was a painful lesson.
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What set it off, if you don't mind me asking?
 
I've been quite lucky so far, touch wood.

Had appendicitis, sat on it for 4 days knowing I probably had it, tried to take the edge off it with a few beers. Finally walked to A&E at 2am the Thursday night. Didn't have the op til 40 hours later due to several nurse fuck ups and lack of staff/beds. Managed to discharge myself the next morning and shuffle my way to the City game. Spurs cunts beat us.

Had a hip flexor surgery to remedy a long-term condition. That was pretty painful on waking up. The day I had the op was the day MK Dons beat United, remember laughing my tits off in my hospital bed, high as a kite on morphine. Pretty uncomfortable learning how to walk again after 3 months off my feet; but sounds like I've had it easy compared to others on here.

Did actually get a pain last week in my spine when I got up off the sofa, it was excruciating for all of 2 seconds. Must have just tweaked a nerve or a disc as I stood up; funny things are backs.
 
Got an accidental kick in the rocks years back. The pain and embarrassment was outrageous. Said it was as bad a pain as I had ever had.
Wife took no pity on me at all and said there was no worse pain than giving birth.
Shortly after she said she wanted another baby.

I wasn't looking for another kick in the rocks though.
 
dozzie26 said:
What set it off, if you don't mind me asking?
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Getting the flu and not getting rid of the mucus which just filled my sinuses to bursting point.

A week or two of the blue inhaler helped to shift it then, but the core prevention tactic now whenever I feel anything like that coming on is hydrate like hell, sweat it out and blow my nose a lot. Runny nose = good flushing.
Same advice for speeding up getting through such an infection anyway.
 
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