Worst pain you've experienced

[Ohrodneyrodney]

Conjunctivitis. Needles stabbing your eyes every time you blink. The only time I've considered suicide to stop the pain.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Goodness knows what drug they put me on but extreme constipation meets crippling abdominal pains meets wanting to throw up every ten seconds suddenly subsided.

 

[middlewichblue]

my vasectomy without a shadow of a doubt!

 

[Pelegrinni]

Ear pain for me.
That was horrible.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

nearly losing my leg to hospital negligence, the pain it caused.

Also snapping my collarbone in half. That wasn't nice

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Blocked Urinary Tract....thought my body was going to burst !!

The relief when they inserted a catheter up my cock which released my piss was orgasmic.

I filled a 2 litre 'bucket'....smelled awful !!

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Abdominal pain after being unable to poo for a few days.

That’s your body telling you there’s something very, very wrong. Trust me.

What was wrong, other than no doubt King Kong's finger once it dropped out?

 

[N1985]

Broke my ankle then had to walk on it for an hour to get home. Passed out in living room. Every time it swelled a bit I'd want to throw up. All from jumping over a 4 foot fence

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

After the Mrs shrunk another expensive polo shirt after showing her the washing machine settings for the millionth time.

 

[kaz7]

Broke my ankle then had to walk on it for an hour to get home. Passed out in living room. Every time it swelled a bit I'd want to throw up. All from jumping over a 4 foot fence

when i broke mine i hobbled about for three days , i went to casualty because there was so much bruising and swelling ,got a bollocking from the nurse practioner for not going soon, still not as bad as the comminuted neck of humourous the year before