Worst pain you've experienced

[Ohrodneyrodney]

Conjunctivitis. Needles stabbing your eyes every time you blink. The only time I've considered suicide to stop the pain.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Goodness knows what drug they put me on but extreme constipation meets crippling abdominal pains meets wanting to throw up every ten seconds suddenly subsided.

 

[middlewichblue]

my vasectomy without a shadow of a doubt!

 

[Pelegrinni]

Ear pain for me.
That was horrible.

 

[Man_City_Loyal]

nearly losing my leg to hospital negligence, the pain it caused.

Also snapping my collarbone in half. That wasn't nice

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Blocked Urinary Tract....thought my body was going to burst !!

The relief when they inserted a catheter up my cock which released my piss was orgasmic.

I filled a 2 litre 'bucket'....smelled awful !!

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Abdominal pain after being unable to poo for a few days.

That’s your body telling you there’s something very, very wrong. Trust me.

What was wrong, other than no doubt King Kong's finger once it dropped out?

 

[N1985]

Broke my ankle then had to walk on it for an hour to get home. Passed out in living room. Every time it swelled a bit I'd want to throw up. All from jumping over a 4 foot fence

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

After the Mrs shrunk another expensive polo shirt after showing her the washing machine settings for the millionth time.

 

[kaz7]

Broke my ankle then had to walk on it for an hour to get home. Passed out in living room. Every time it swelled a bit I'd want to throw up. All from jumping over a 4 foot fence

when i broke mine i hobbled about for three days , i went to casualty because there was so much bruising and swelling ,got a bollocking from the nurse practioner for not going soon, still not as bad as the comminuted neck of humourous the year before

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

Broke my ankle then had to walk on it for an hour to get home. Passed out in living room. Every time it swelled a bit I'd want to throw up. All from jumping over a 4 foot fence

You’ve just reminded me of one of mine, I was playing golf at a recently re-opened course that I’d never played before, had the place practically to myself. Got to about the 7th & it was a little par3 with about a 100ft drop to the hole, anyway I flopped it onto the green (I’m really shit) and in my excitement set off, only to trip over and roll almost to the bottom of the hill, trolley ended up in the bushes. Out of pure embarrassment I jumped up to see if anyone spotted me, and styled it out to the bushes to retrieve me gear, that’s when the pain kicked in (ooooof) ankles are orrible (it was only a sprain) took me 3hrs to hobble back to the club house, must’ve got lost I don’t know how many times & said ‘why me’ at least a thousand

 

[Blue Maverick]

My herniated disc, wouldn’t wish it in my worst enemy, fucking debilitating.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

What was wrong, other than no doubt King Kong's finger once it dropped out?

Bowel cancer.

 

[Bluesince1979]

Had an accident and amongst many other injuries i dislocated an ankle. I was in abject agony anyway with all the rest going on but the pain of the doc trying to force the joint back into the socket was simply unforgettable, even 30 years later

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

Bowel cancer.

Bloody hell, really sorry about this and even more so now for joking about it. I had no idea you had been through that. Are you getting on okay now?

 

[ballbag]

Broke my neck, ribs and pelvis in a road accident last year. The ribs gave me more pain than the broken neck for 6 weeks. The neck still aches now though and I think I'm gonna die whenever I sneeze.

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Bloody hell, really sorry about this and even more so now for joking about it. I had no idea you had been through that. Are you getting on okay now?

I didn’t expect you to. Yes, the illness that claimed my Dad and Grandad came after me.

I knew it was hereditary and I knew what was wrong with me when I fell ill. I finished 2022 a stoma bag wearing vegetarian.

“You’ve lost so much weight!” commented everyone when they saw me again…

 

[CarlosTevez'sEnglishTutor]

I didn’t expect you to. Yes, the illness that claimed my Dad and Grandad came after me.

I knew it was hereditary and I knew what was wrong with me when I fell ill. I finished 2022 a stoma bag wearing vegetarian.

“You’ve lost so much weight!” commented everyone when they saw me again…

Are you doing better though and no more surgery required? My dad is having prostate trouble and we are awaiting further results following biopsies. It's a real sickener but life can be cruel. I bet your scare has given you a bit of a nudge to live life to the fullest.

 

[Streetsweeper]

Being bitten by a leaf viper in Congo-Brazzaville. I had 12 hours waiting for medical evacuation watching my hand swell up like I was in a Warner Bros cartoon and someone dropped an anvil on it. The pain was surreal and the local clinic had no pain killers. Good times.

 

[kinkyblue]

Being bitten by a leaf viper in Congo-Brazzaville. I had 12 hours waiting for medical evacuation watching my hand swell up like I was in a Warner Bros cartoon and someone dropped an anvil on it. The pain was surreal and the local clinic had no pain killers. Good times.

Ouch!!!