You know you're getting old when....

[RadcliffeRick]

People who clearly see I want to clap their dog, the dog is wanting me to clap him and those cunts who just tug it by you. Come the fucking revolution. I’ll leave it there.

I didn't know you could pass the clap to dogs. You learn something new every day !! :-)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You bemoan the new cars that kids drive and talk about the rust on your first car and flooding the engine!

I swear There was more filler in my first car (mg midget) than metal, & flooding the engine, take the plugs out & dry them off!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When the wife gives you a bravery award for farting.


And a round of applause.

 

[abu13]

When you realise that 1918 and 1970 was the same difference in time as 1970 and today.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

When you dont really know what twitter is or how it works but wander on there anyway & make a comment about Liverpool fans being offended by everything & ashamed of nothing only to find minutes later your being offered outside for a fight by some of those oh so funny little scousers,
I think I will stick to this forum for now :-)

 

[mr t]

Your best friend is a shoe horn ffs lol

 

[crublue1]

You jump on a two stroke motorbike and scare yourself to death, despite it only making 60hp.

 

[DrBlueBob]

When the wife gives you a bravery award for farting.


And a round of applause.

I'll believe the award but I reckon the round of applause was just an echo. :-)

 

[splinter]

Started talking to ducks..does that count

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you realise that 1918 and 1970 was the same difference in time as 1970 and today.

I've just checked that on a calculator.......fuck me, that's scarey, I was 10. ( in 1970 before you start...)