You know you're getting old when....

[BlueMoonAcrossThePond]

old when...

your fucking back and neck aches, you cannot lose weight, your eyesight goes and you need bifocals or two sets of glasses to see both near and far...

Fuck! Growing old sucks!!!

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You put petrol in a diesel car & 2 miles later wonder why the stupid car is not running properly :-(

 

[Fred_Quimby]

When the wife gives you a bravery award for farting.


And a round of applause.

As long as you don't follow through. A distinct possibility sometimes.

 

[crazyg]

As long as you don't follow through. A distinct possibility sometimes.

Sometimes??

 

[crublue1]

You put petrol in a diesel car & 2 miles later wonder why the stupid car is not running properly :-(

Did this recently. 200 quid to have it purged through.
Not my finest hour.

 

[WestGorton]

When women your age look like Kelly Maloney.

 

[Barcon]

When you sit down to piss and piss all over your bollocks.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you sit down to piss and piss all over your bollocks.

You must have an extremely small knob or unfeasibly pendulous bollocks

 

[Barcon]

You must have an extremely small knob or unfeasibly pendulous bollocks

No comment.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

Did this recently. 200 quid to have it purged through.
Not my finest hour.

I got lucky, its only a old Honda crv & I was only about 2 miles from home so I limped back very slowly, drained the tank, put fresh diesel in & it seems to be running fine, in fact it seems to run better now than it used to?