Having reffed for many years, one thing that has always surpised me is that teams dont realise they cannot be offside from a goal kick
Therefore I suggest this scenario.
Joe takes goal kick. Mario stands in front of keeper,wearing top hat and waving magic wand, as the ball approaches and all the defenders are appealling for off side, he shouts shazam, scores and gives white rabbit to goalkeeper.
Therefore I suggest this scenario.
Joe takes goal kick. Mario stands in front of keeper,wearing top hat and waving magic wand, as the ball approaches and all the defenders are appealling for off side, he shouts shazam, scores and gives white rabbit to goalkeeper.