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Last comment (I'm supposed to be working FFS :)) -- the stories I've read seem confused as to whether:

(1) the Chinese have approached the Glazer family to buy some of their 80% ownership stake, or
(2) a large block of the publicly-traded shares (an 8% stake allegedly, which would be 40% of the public float, or it could be the papers have it wrong and it's 8% of the public float, or a 2% stake in Utd overall) was on the desk at a broker and Chinese fund was interested. Recall those public shares have no voting rights (cheeky Glazers).

If the latter -- no big deal, and the story is a zero -- just a public shareholder looking to get out.

If the first option, also no big deal. City already did it. Still a glazer owned company.
 
Because it's just time.......

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What the actual fuck the full kit wanker
They have some beauties (I know they've all been posted previously, but they're fun)...this fucker even has the captain's armband:

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Imagine if they were bought by the Chinese and the debt for the buyout was put on to the club the way the glazers did.
They would be £1billion+ in debt.
 
Really, in the fucking shop.......penny for the thoughts of the lad in the background.

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These grown men in full-kits, they do know they're unhinged, surely? They are aware that medication is available for them? If not, euthanasia should be compulsory.
Ok, last one I promise, but when you think unhinged, this bloke ticks all boxes, even a picture of himself in full kit above his bed.....

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Imagine if they were bought by the Chinese and the debt for the buyout was put on to the club the way the glazers did.
They would be £1billion+ in debt.
Now there's a pretty thought...

With enough awareness of the opportunity, it's possible that the rags could end up being the perpetual 'rag doll' for 'investor' after 'investor' to pick up and milk for free, beholden to their creditors until they need to sell on - at which point any paid off debt gets reloaded back on during the buyout and the cycle starts again as the new owners do the same as the Glazers.

And one day the bubble will burst.
 
Ok, last one I promise, but when you think unhinged, this bloke ticks all boxes, even a picture of himself in full kit above his bed.....

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Made me feel quite sickly that.
It'slike how many rag logos can you get in your bedroom? !
 
Ok, last one I promise, but when you think unhinged, this bloke ticks all boxes, even a picture of himself in full kit above his bed.....

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I get the feeling he a nice calm chap who treats everything in life with a smile. That is unless you say he looks silly in his kit where after your last moments will be replayed on live leak many times "Man butchered in restaurant with pick axe".
 
Ok, last one I promise, but when you think unhinged, this bloke ticks all boxes, even a picture of himself in full kit above his bed.....

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Imagine him pulling a woman in a club and asking if she wanted to go back to his.
She'd see that room and run a mile.
It's like an 8 year old's bedroom - a horrible raggy 8 year old who deserves to be bullied
 
Imagine him pulling a woman in a club and asking if she wanted to go back to his.
She'd see that room and run a mile.
It's like an 8 year old's bedroom - a horrible raggy 8 year old who deserves to be bullied


Someone who goes to those extremes isn't capable of even monosylabic conversation with a woman of the opposite sex.
 
Imagine him pulling a woman in a club and asking if she wanted to go back to his.
She'd see that room and run a mile.
It's like an 8 year old's bedroom - a horrible raggy 8 year old who deserves to be bullied

Lucky for him he'll never have such a problem. Virgin for life.
 
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