Joke thread

2 girls chatting in the office,

1st girl says " does your twat tingle after an orgasm?"

2nd girl replied " no he just farts, rolls over and falls asleep!".
 
What colour would you call this?"

"Fawn"

"What colour would you call this, o wise and beautiful identifier of colours?"
 
Back and forth. . . in and out. . . in and out . . . a little to the right. . a little to the left . . . she could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . between her breasts. . and, trickling down the small of her back. . . she was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy. . . with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved. . . forwards then backwards. . forward then backward. again. . . and again. . . her heart was pounding now. . . her face was flushed . . . she moaned softly at first, then began to groan louder . . finally . . . totally exhausted . she let out a piercing scream . . . .

"OK, OK, you smug bastard, I can't parallel park. You do it!"
 

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