United thread 2017/18

[bluethrunthru]

I meant the new fake R*n*ld*.

They are all fakes - the rumours and the players they buy - thats the only way you can explain how badly some have performed - they were switched with lookalikes

 

[KentBlue]

they were switched with lookalikes

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

 

[Grassland Blue]

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

Or Lingard......

 

[Grassland Blue]

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

Or Lingard......

 

[SebastianBlue]

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

 

[Sir peace frog]

united have scored 67 goals so far this season, 21 goals in the first 6 matches :)
getting a right slagging on SSN :)

 

[jrb]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

 

[Big Swifty]

Announced (proudly) on SSN: "Marcus Rashford scored his 7th goal of the season. " Wow. What a goal machine.

 

[kinkysdribble]

There is a lot of bitterness over on sadcafe right now, a little bit of me would like Liverpool to win the champs league now just to tip those f*#kers over the edge.

 

[oakiecokie]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

The fucking irony eh jrb.