United thread 2017/18

[bluethrunthru]

I meant the new fake R*n*ld*.

They are all fakes - the rumours and the players they buy - thats the only way you can explain how badly some have performed - they were switched with lookalikes

 

[KentBlue]

they were switched with lookalikes

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

 

[Grassland Blue]

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

Or Lingard......

 

[Grassland Blue]

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

Or Lingard......

 

[SebastianBlue]

You mean there's some poor cûnt out there who looks like Phil Jones?

 

[Sir peace frog]

united have scored 67 goals so far this season, 21 goals in the first 6 matches :)
getting a right slagging on SSN :)

 

[jrb]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

 

[Big Swifty]

Announced (proudly) on SSN: "Marcus Rashford scored his 7th goal of the season. " Wow. What a goal machine.

 

[kinkysdribble]

There is a lot of bitterness over on sadcafe right now, a little bit of me would like Liverpool to win the champs league now just to tip those f*#kers over the edge.

 

[oakiecokie]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

The fucking irony eh jrb.

 

[aguero93:20]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

-they haven't kept up, they finished further behind us this season than any since 13/14 (22 points).
-with all that money spent they could barely finish ahead of Spurs and Liverpool. Following the above logic without City's spending they'd be on a par with Burnley.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

I will be staggered if they don’t spend significantly more than us this summer.

 

[jimharri]

Someone had one too many wine gums today. "Unwise" indeed!

 

[TFC]

There is a lot of bitterness over on sadcafe right now, a little bit of me would like Liverpool to win the champs league now just to tip those f*#kers over the edge.

Nope.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

There is a lot of bitterness over on sadcafe right now, a little bit of me would like Liverpool to win the champs league now just to tip those f*#kers over the edge.

Nope +1

 

[cucumberman]

There have been some absolute gems on Red Cafe

But this, this, has to be the best one ever.

Posted after City became Centurions.

Forgot to copy the username.

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And if it wasn't for City's spending, United wouldn't have to spend as much to keep up with the infinite money cheat. On top of this, players wouldn't be as expensive if it wasn't for daft teams like City fecking up the market.
The comparisons just don't make sense as you soon as you look a tiny bit deeper.

I think they are bitter because they feel left out not having any new records. But here's a start:

- Most expensive footballer in the league (also the Most expensive midfielder in the league)
- Most expensive forward in the league (also the 2nd most expensive player in the league)
- Most expensive transfer who no longer plays in the league (also the 3rd most expensive to date)
- Most expensive teenage player in the league
- 2nd most expensive teenage player in the league
- Highest paid footballer in the league
- Biggest debt in world football (they need to thank their owners more)
- Most bitter fans going on about money like a broken record.

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Lol maureen just said the objective today was to break the barrier of 80pts

Muppet

 

[manimanc]

I will be staggered if they don’t spend significantly more than us this summer.

What, again? I thought you spend to overtake the team above you?

 

[blueinsa]

Lol maureen just said the objective today was to break the barrier of 80pts

Muppet

Yet in one sentence he has set the narrative that he has been a success this year and it will be swallowed hook, line and sinker.

 

[Bert Trautmanns Helemet]

Nope +1

Nope +2