Google assistant

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Probably fell off her chair and fractured her primula!

Laughs out fuckin' loud!!! ; )

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Right, I'm trying to be serious now. I just asked "ok Google, why does my knob smell of cheese?"

She replied "The white stuff is probably something called smegma, which is a white, creamy substance produced by your body to help lubricate the foreskin. It is good to clean behind your foreskin each day, because if the smegma builds up it can cause soreness and infection, and can start to smell a bit cheesy".

If you don't believe me just ask her yourself.

She's a clever assistant, I'll give her that. I bet Alexa wouldn't have told me.

 

[urban genie]

Right, I'm trying to be serious now. I just asked "ok Google, why does my knob smell of cheese?"

She replied "The white stuff is probably something called smegma, which is a white, creamy substance produced by your body to help lubricate the foreskin. It is good to clean behind your foreskin each day, because if the smegma builds up it can cause soreness and infection, and can start to smell a bit cheesy".

If you don't believe me just ask her yourself.

She's a clever assistant, I'll give her that. I bet Alexa wouldn't have told me.

That is true.

Also if you ask her if it is skynet it denies it and says she likes people where skynet hates people

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I’m glad I don’t have Alexa or Google Assistant. The only people I want to know about my cheesy bell is my missus and Idahoblues

 

[urban genie]

I’m glad I don’t have Alexa or Google Assistant. The only people I want to know about my cheesy bell is my missus and Idahoblues

One day amazon or google will develop a machine where you won't need to ask, just pop your cock in and it will tell you your cheese levels then play some spandau ballet on spotify

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That is true.

Also if you ask her if it is skynet it denies it and says she likes people where skynet hates people

She's just called me Kyle Cheese.

 

[jimharri]

It's when they stick the umbrella up your jap that should worry you more,pic's are not required,unless @jimharri wants them

 

[urban genie]

She's just called me Kyle Cheese.

So does klye have a cheesy knob too ?

 

[kaz7]

I bet Kaz is a 'laughing cow' reading that drone; )

I think laughing is a bit of a stretch,it is drone ,after all
Cow,always

 

[kaz7]

Probably fell off her chair and fractured her primula!

Fucking hell,that's twice this year you have been funny,i take back everything i just said