BlueMoonRisin’
Well-Known Member
Laughs out fuckin' loud!!! ; )Probably fell off her chair and fractured her primula!
Laughs out fuckin' loud!!! ; )Probably fell off her chair and fractured her primula!
Right, I'm trying to be serious now. I just asked "ok Google, why does my knob smell of cheese?"
She replied "The white stuff is probably something called smegma, which is a white, creamy substance produced by your body to help lubricate the foreskin. It is good to clean behind your foreskin each day, because if the smegma builds up it can cause soreness and infection, and can start to smell a bit cheesy".
If you don't believe me just ask her yourself.
She's a clever assistant, I'll give her that. I bet Alexa wouldn't have told me.
I’m glad I don’t have Alexa or Google Assistant. The only people I want to know about my cheesy bell is my missus and Idahoblues
She's just called me Kyle Cheese.That is true.
Also if you ask her if it is skynet it denies it and says she likes people where skynet hates people
She's just called me Kyle Cheese.
I think laughing is a bit of a stretch,it is drone ,after allI bet Kaz is a 'laughing cow' reading that drone; )
Fucking hell,that's twice this year you have been funny,i take back everything i just saidProbably fell off her chair and fractured her primula!