Liverpool thread 2019/20

[Vienna_70]

Chest head butting cockwomble Zidane is a bigger joke.

I thought that too.

There’s no way Zizou is the third best.

 

[wattle]

This has got to be an Everton fan on the WUM surely...hasn't it ?

Probably the funniest thing I’ve heard this year. Fantastic

 

[Vienna_70]

This has got to be an Everton fan on the WUM surely...hasn't it ?

City and Chelsea are the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian of football?

What an absolute spanner!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

City and Chelsea are the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian of football?

What an absolute spanner!

Is Kim the one with a big arse ? If so I would've thought she would represent the majority of Liverpool fans, better.

 

[Vienna_70]

Is Kim the one with a big arse ? If so I would've thought she would represent the majority of Liverpool fans, better.

I have no idea what any of them look like.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

I have no idea what any of them look like.

I have only seen the pic of one, with an arse wider than a car.

 

[BosnianBlue]

I barely ever send a thought Liverpool way since the CL final. Fuck them, at least until the new season starts. Than fuck them more.

 

[aguero93:20]

I have no idea what any of them look like.

They all look like big flabby cellulite arses.

 

[Cellarite]

City and Chelsea are the Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian of football?

What an absolute spanner!

Liverpool must be the member of a girl group from Warrington. A girl from the underclass who struck it lucky and had a spell of glory but as hard as she tries to be classy, you know that skanky behaviour is only a moment away.

Her best days are behind her and she sits supping cheap wine, snorting cocaine and sneering as Little Mix bury her groups past achievements.

She might be able to get done up and can even look presentable on occasion but as good as she looks going out, you know she’ll end the night with mascara on her cheeks, her shoe missing a heel and her knickers round her ankles.

The poor sap who she dragged home from the pub is only there so he can laugh about it to his mates the next time “Whole Again” comes on the jukebox in their local.

 

[theres only one carlito]

Liverpool must be the member of a girl group from Warrington. A girl from the underclass who struck it lucky and had a spell of glory but as hard as she tries to be classy, you know that skanky behaviour is only a moment away.

Her best days are behind her and she sits supping cheap wine, snorting cocaine and sneering as Little Mix bury her groups past achievements.

She might be able to get done up and can even look presentable on occasion but as good as she looks going out, you know she’ll end the night with mascara on her cheeks, her shoe missing a heel and her knickers round her ankles.

The poor sap who she dragged home from the pub is only there so he can laugh about it to his mates the next time “Whole Again” comes on the jukebox in their local.

So Liverpool are Kerry Katona? Bravo Sir, extremely accurate.