I was in Benidorm a few years ago, one of those promotional staff who pester you to get in a bar said:Was on my stag doo in Benidorm recently.
We're all in this bar and talking to a gang of girls on a hen doo,i end up talking to a big un.
After about30 mins,she starts talking a bit dirty,another 10 mins goes by,shes getting worse.
she says "i want something in my mouth tonight"
i say " oh right,really"?.....she says "Yeah,i'll give you a clue...it's got 4 letters in it and starts with C....can you guess"?
I looked her up and down and says "Cake"?
“Come and see Sticky Vicky”
“What does she do?”
“She does tricks with her c**t”
“What, just like Debbie McGhee?”
Next night the promo worker was
“ come and see Sticky Vicky, she does tricks with her c**t, just like Debbie McGhee” thief.