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r.soleofsalford
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I don't roeally fallow all these jokes about deer
are you a monk jack
Crouchinho
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Excellent!I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester the other day, he had a Wigan address.
Zubrman
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And did he Bury his Bolt-on somewhere?I met a transvestite from Greater Manchester the other day, he had a Wigan address.
He fails, worth a try, tho'.And did he Bury his Bolt-on somewhere?
blue b4 the moon
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As we seem to be on deer jokes I'll dust this one off...cut & pasted as I can't be arsed typing it all out.
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
sir baconface
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Donner und Blitzen!As we seem to be on deer jokes I'll dust this one off...cut & pasted as I can't be arsed typing it all out.
A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."
As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"
"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"
Mad Eyed Screamer
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He had an 'ard wickAnd did he Bury his Bolt-on somewhere?
LWashington
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He had an 'ard wick
And stuck it up a Ramsbottom.
Zubrman
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Which made its tint whistle.And stuck it up a Ramsbottom.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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Then he shagged a Duck in 'field - someone called the police. He tried to run but was caught... He had nowhere to HydeAnd stuck it up a Ramsbottom.
Zubrman
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Spotted by a Policeman with longsight.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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His patrol car broke down. He had to Hale a cab to get back to the stationSpotted by a Policeman with longsight.
Zubrman
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Embarrassing. I bet his face was reddish.His patrol car broke down. He had to Hale a cab to get back to the station
Mad Eyed Screamer
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He was really angry upon return to his police car. Someone had kicked the drivers side door and there was a big Dent-on it.Embarrassing. I bet his face was reddish.
Le Havre Oswald
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I've got a really good one but its quite bad and dont wanna get banned
Ok.
What's the difference between a priest and acne?
A priest cums on your face before your 13, acne doesn't.
LWashington
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He had nowhere to Hyde
So he had to quickly rearrange his clothing, a witness saw him Altrincham.
Mad Eyed Screamer
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When caught by the police, they suspected he had a weapon on him. One copper got his tazer out and shouted "your hands...Oldham up!"So he had to quickly rearrange his clothing, a witness saw him Altrincham.
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Urm.. ston(e) me, I can't think of any more
Maybe we should Bury this thread
Maybe we should Bury this thread