Joke thread

[1.618034]

You need to develop a sense of humour.

To be candid, I couldn't give an f.

 

[sir baconface]

 

[Dicko69]

Had a visit from my fairy godmother last night, she said I could have a long penis or a long memory, but I can't remember what I asked for

 

[meltonblue]

Damage from A-level fiasco now affecting all aspects of government, as Dominic Raab is downgraded to 'Dominic Rbbb’

 

[bumbleblue]

A Blue whales vagina is huge enough to fit 3 adult humans - lying flat in it
It’s the second largest **** - after a Liverpool fan.

 

[Skybluezoo]

Has anyone got any of those terribly long jokes with no punchlines?

 

[mat]

Has anyone got any of those terribly long jokes with no punchlines?

I don't get it?

 

[dronefromsector7G]

A photographer was badly hurt this morning when a huge block of cheese fell on him... Everyone posing for the wedding party picture had tried to warn him!

 

[BimboBob]

A photographer was badly hurt this morning when a huge block of cheese fell on him... Everyone posing for the wedding party picture had tried to warn him!

Not even worth nicking.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Not even worth nicking.

Fucking great