9 | Erling Haaland - 2022/23 Performances

[Dazzle84]

Absolutely ridiculous

 

[simon23]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Daniel Levy for not picking up the phone.

was saying it last year and one of my arguments for not wanting Kane was the potential to miss out on Haaland..

Thank god Levy is a stubborn bastard!

 

[lee_wsm]

But the experts said he wasn’t going to cut it in the premier league

 

[Metal Biker]

I've run out of superlatives to describe this lad.

I have the same feelings about him as I did Sergio and it's only been 5 league games.

 

[SalfordGrimble]

Feels a bit unrealistic and too easy. Need to up the difficulty level.

 

[Blue and true]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Daniel Levy for not picking up the phone.

Jesus Christ can you imagine? Fate can be a truly beautiful thing.

 

[Throfur]

I'm torn on this. I saw United vs Bayern in 99 as a 12 year old and decided Bayern were the better team, and so that was my team, even though everyone I knew was a united fan because of Ole. In Norway it's customary to have a foreign team as well as a domestic one, cause our domestic league is shit. But I saw him rip the bundesliga apart, and laughed when people said he wouldn't be able to do that in the PL. Part of me is glad he is doing it. But part of me still hates your league :)

 

[Tricky_Trev]

27% of the way to breaking Salah’s goal record after 13% of the matches.

 

[Kamaro011]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Daniel Levy for not picking up the phone.

Many probably blaming him now for destroying the league by letting City to get Haaland.

 

[Bazzmand Show]

I think we should all take a moment to thank Daniel Levy for not picking up the phone.

Agreed and thank god we did not go back in for him.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Think i seen summat before and it said he had scored 8 premier league goals,and not yet touched the ball 100 times in the premier league.

 

[footballmanager]

Think i seen summat before and it said he had scored 8 premier league goals,and not yet touched the ball 100 times in the premier league.

9 goals now

 

[Metal Biker]

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Flash in the pan.................his luck will run out ..............they havent played anybody............should of signed Kane.............Nunez will score more ...................He will take time to settle ...................City cant play with a striker .....................Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaland

 

[SPIDERBOY]

9 goals now

Yeah mate....it was when he scored his 8th i seen it.

 

[SamTheGuru]

You should have your own performance thread.

Haaland did it again though :)

12 touches in the first half. 3 goals. :)

 

[svennis pennis]

Not sure I’ve ever heard so many comments about how many touches a player has had in a match before Haaland. It used to be a barometer to beat lumps like Lukaku with for being genuinely shit.

It’s going to be wheeled out over and over again this season if he does or doesn’t score.

9 goals in 5 games and winning us points is all I care about and my god is the lad delivering.

 

[Bluesince1979]

That header, he jumped higher than the crossbar

 

[jollylescott]

Is anyone having sleepless nights about the release fee in 5 years time? (Lol)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Maybe he won't be our Gary Birtles, as I was warned by 2 rags on holiday.