Queen Elizabeth II

[BlueHammer85]

Went to the back of the queue (Just past Tower Hill at the time) and ran it! all seemed a good vibe to be fair

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Went to the back of the queue (Just past Tower Hill at the time) and ran it! all seemed a good vibe to be fair


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Spoilsport. ;-)

 

[mat]

Lead lined coffin. Hope they've screened the mourners for being scouse.

 

[BlueMonkey79]

No

How would anyone know.

 

[kaz7]

Lead lined coffin. Hope they've screened the mourners for being scouse.

She weighed about eight stone but the coffin weighes a fucking ton , no chance a scouser on the rob could nick it lol

 

[kaz7]

How would anyone know.

Why wouldnt she be in it ? Bit unlike her to be shifty like that

 

[BlueMonkey79]

Why wouldnt she be in it ? Bit unlike her to be shifty like that

Not suggesting anything of the sort. But it was a feasable question the poster asked.

We'll to be honest she's got no say in the matter really.

 

[mosssideblue]

How would anyone know.

Suppose you saw Elvis last week

 

[BlueMonkey79]

Suppose you saw Elvis last week

Did last year in Benidorm.

 

[kaz7]

Not suggesting anything of the sort. But it was a feasable question the poster asked.

We'll to be honest she's got no say in the matter really.

She planned her own funeral tbf

 

[mexico1970]

She planned her own funeral tbf

Thereby proving the point that the rumours filtering through the internet that she has been seen filling up on 3 star and buying a toffee crisp and a copy of Hello could very well be true.

 

[mat]

She weighed about eight stone but the coffin weighes a fucking ton , no chance a scouser on the rob could nick it lol

Makes me think more about the lads that carried her into the hall. They deserve a few free piss ups for that.

 

[mat]

Thereby proving the point that the rumours filtering through the internet that she has been seen filling up on 3 star and buying a toffee crisp and a copy of Hello could very well be true.

I personally think shes gone dark to save us. If Johnson does a Maxwell it will be confirmed.

I can see the film title already...

"For Queen and Country"

 

[Nellies left peg]

The coffin is lead lined as they all are but i expect she was preserved anyway

It’s nice to have someone on here so clearly in the know :-)

 

[mexico1970]

I personally think shes gone dark to save us. If Johnson does a Maxwell it will be confirmed.

I can see the film title already...

"For Queen and Country"

Her real funeral is taking place in Tower Hamlets under the radar of the interfering press, a small casual affair sombre in nature and with just a few carefully vetted guests.

 

[oakiecokie]

So’s @oakiecokie

I remember 1066 and all that. ;)

 

[stonerblue]

Q to see her is now over four miles long , we are not a republic it seems

Those at the back don't even know what they're queueing for.
A nation of queuers.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I remember 1066 and all that. ;)

Wasn’t Hadrian your uncle?

Stonemason up north.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Those at the back don't even know what they're queueing for.
A nation of queuers.

The Queen should have been lying in state at Queue Gardens.

 

[mat]

I remember 1066 and all that. ;)

Was that the amount of injury time given to find a winner for the dippers?