Hobbies for the middle aged man

[dobingsdobber]

Have just bought a blow up doll from someone on Peckham market,he looked a bit dodgy and the doll is making funny hissing noises

Sounds like she's going down on you

 

[bluefish]

Practice putting yer underpants on the right way round...it saves a lot of grief when you're busting for a piss. Oh and don't try to put your socks on standing up...you'll end up breaking your leg.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Gracias Senor Bob

Lol
Si. :-)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Try taking your boiler to pieces and re-assembling it,passes many an hour on a wet afternoon.

 

[BimboBob]

If you have kids living at home still try playing pranks on them. Unscrewing the legs on their beds, undoing the bedroom door...that sort of thing.

 

[PragueBlue]

Probably already mentioned but fishing, golf, learning a language or musical instrument.

 

[hilts]

Probably already mentioned but fishing, golf, learning a language or musical instrument.

God I do 3 of those and would probably fish if I lived on the coast.

I'm bloody middle aged, no fair.

 

[jimharri]

Reading.

From what I've heard, there's not much to do in Reading.

 

[PragueBlue]

God I do 3 of those and would probably fish if I lived on the coast.

I'm bloody middle aged, no fair.

I do all of them but then I have been bloody middle aged for a while now!

 

[BimboBob]

God I do 3 of those and would probably fish if I lived on the coast.

I'm bloody middle aged, no fair.

Apparently you can fish in rivers.

 

[discopop]

I have just built 2 airfix planes, painted them and all that jazz (First models in maybe 55 years. I got these from Lidl for £7 each but these are the 1:72 models, you can get 1:12 that cost a fortune considering it's moulded plastic.

Those kits are how I got back into the hobby about fours ago, it’s a smashing way to get stress levels down. It’s amazing how with a bit of patience you can improve. Just finished this, it’s a Tamiya kit so the fit is a dream. Think the kit cost me £15 or so, build took about 4 weeks on and off, just about another 200 kits in the stash to go at!

 

[hilts]

Apparently you can fish in rivers.

Haha yeah but I love boats and deep sea fishing although I've only done it once. Deep sea fishing that is not boats.

 

[jimharri]

Trainspotting
Planespotting
Bowls
Collecting butterflies
Collecting stamps
Treks in the country
Rummaging in antiques shops
Bridge nights at the local Darby and Joan club
Grab a granny night at the local Darby and Joan club
Collecting for animal charities in your local town centre
Traipsing around IKEA

 

[GornikDaze]

My dog is small?

:-)

You’re joking I presume? Everyone knows that is Czech for good morning!!

 

[citizen_maine]

You’re joking I presume? Everyone knows that is Czech for good morning!!

My hovercraft is full of eels

 

[BrianW]

Write a book and publish it via Amazon.
Most people have at least one novel in them and they take ages to write. Or write about your experiences following City, or whatever.

Modelmaking of one kind or another can also keep you very quiet for a very long time.

 

[BimboBob]

My hovercraft is full of eels

My nipples explode with the light.

 

[unexpected item]

Buy some acrylic paint, brushes, pallet knives and a canvas and have a go at abstract art.
The good thing is you don't have to be 'good at art' to have a go and you might end up with some pleasing results.
There are a lot of youtube videos on ideas and techniques.
Play some of your favourite tunes and let the creativity flow.
It's very relaxing and therapeutic.

 

[Avenue Blue]

As Mr Snorky stated about fishing, how da fuck does open water swimming fit the OP's request for indoor hobbies ?

Just askin'

Some people just need a bit of encouragement, I don't know the OP personally.

Getting outside is better than anything, if mobility allows this.

 

[idahoblues]

From what I've heard, there's not much to do in Reading.

Better than Slough