Hobbies for the middle aged man

[dobingsdobber]

Have just bought a blow up doll from someone on Peckham market,he looked a bit dodgy and the doll is making funny hissing noises

Sounds like she's going down on you

 

[bluefish]

Practice putting yer underpants on the right way round...it saves a lot of grief when you're busting for a piss. Oh and don't try to put your socks on standing up...you'll end up breaking your leg.

 

[DrBlueBob]

Gracias Senor Bob

Lol
Si. :-)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Try taking your boiler to pieces and re-assembling it,passes many an hour on a wet afternoon.

 

[BimboBob]

If you have kids living at home still try playing pranks on them. Unscrewing the legs on their beds, undoing the bedroom door...that sort of thing.

 

[PragueBlue]

Probably already mentioned but fishing, golf, learning a language or musical instrument.

 

[hilts]

Probably already mentioned but fishing, golf, learning a language or musical instrument.

God I do 3 of those and would probably fish if I lived on the coast.

I'm bloody middle aged, no fair.

 

[jimharri]

Reading.

From what I've heard, there's not much to do in Reading.

 

[PragueBlue]

God I do 3 of those and would probably fish if I lived on the coast.

I'm bloody middle aged, no fair.

I do all of them but then I have been bloody middle aged for a while now!

 

[BimboBob]

God I do 3 of those and would probably fish if I lived on the coast.

I'm bloody middle aged, no fair.

Apparently you can fish in rivers.