Stupid little things that bug you

[deegee33]

PMSL

Go clean yourself up.

 

[deegee33]

Click on create thread, it's as easy as that, put a title in and do the first post.

Perhaps start a thread about metaphysics, just as complicated.

 

[deegee33]

They have drive thru's over there ?

Lazy ****

They have drive thru, but the window is on the wrong side of the building. :-)

 

[BrianW]

Supermarket car parks , give way to the right you bunch of cunts , so many near misses because people dont stick to the fucking rules of the road !

You don't have to go to a supermarket car park for that. Try any mini roundabout.

My God, we've only had them for about 40 years, but you'd think they were introduced last week with no instructions.

 

[CambridgeExileBlue]

These things , just discovered they called cloud sliders , awful footwear, but when a man thinks it’s cool to wear them, it’s just an absolute no. View attachment 92905

Looks like the preserve of old ladies with troublesome bunions and should only be prescribed by the nhs.

 

[Looby_Blue]

People who call Saudi Arabia, just, ‘Saudi’. No idea why it winds me up but it does.

Simon Jordan went full on Simon Jordan yesterday and called it ksa.

 

[Looby_Blue]

**** pedestrians, fully aware that I have to give way to them at a junction under new highway code rules, arrogantly keep walking, not breaking their stride as they fail to even look my way as they know I have to give way.

Just slow down, give me a look and i'll slow down and give you the 'after you' hand gesture, lets make it more polite and civil you arrogant bunch of twats.

 

[Donmcfc]

Why couldn't the word palindrome have been a palindrome?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Looks like the preserve of old ladies with troublesome bunions and should only be prescribed by the nhs.

Akin to those 'special' shoes you can only buy on the back page of the Sunday Express colour suppliment.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People who sit waiting in their car for a petrol pump to become available on the correct side of their petrol cap, just use any, the hose will reach.

One of these thick twats was behind me at the petrol station a few days ago. I made a point of really taking my time to leave. He just sat there waiting while two perfectly good pumps were empty at the other side. Daft ****.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Even worse was recently when I was waiting for some bloke in a shit tip of a car who was by the third of three petrol pumps but still sitting his his car. When the car by the second pump left he finally moved forward so I took the third spot. He still sat waiting in his car. When the car by the first pump left he moved forward and finally got out and started filling his car - with the expensive super unleaded petrol. He'd been waiting because super wasn't available at the other two pumps but was too stupid to understand that he was wasting his money because there was no way his jalopy was tuned for super.

To be fair premium fuel isn’t really about performance in most cases. It has additional additives that help keep the engine clean.

With that in mind it actually makes a lot of sense to use premium fuel on older engines to keep them going for longer. Even more so with older diesel engines as the additives help keep the DPF and EGR cleaner for longer.

 

[Grassland Blue]

**** pedestrians, fully aware that I have to give way to them at a junction under new highway code rules, arrogantly keep walking, not breaking their stride as they fail to even look my way as they know I have to give way.

Just slow down, give me a look and i'll slow down and give you the 'after you' hand gesture, lets make it more polite and civil you arrogant bunch of twats.

I drive and I also walk.
The way I see it is that by walking I free up a bit of road space for others.
All it takes sometimes is for the vehicle driver to just briefly ease off the throttle for me to be able to walk across the road without having to break into a jog.
Some drivers even speed up and they're real c*nts.
Some pedestrians though are c*nts too.

 

[deegee33]

Calm me down? CALM ME DOWN? They do the bloody opposite with me haha. All night her chimes have been jingling downstairs.

Move to the leeward side of the building or be thankful for the breeze.

 

[Looby_Blue]

I drive and I also walk.
The way I see it is that by walking I free up a bit of road space for others.
All it takes sometimes is for the vehicle driver to just briefly ease off the throttle for me to be able to walk across the road without having to break into a jog.
Some drivers even speed up and they're real c*nts.
Some pedestrians though are c*nts too.

I give way to pedestrians, I slow down and either flash my lights or give the aforementioned hand gesture when they've looked my way and aknowledged my presence. I do the same if I'm the pedestrian, but I wouldn't dream of just continuing my walk without looking the motorists way and checking they are aware of me and are showing signs of giving way, oh yeh and the giving of way is met with a raised palm of thanks.

 

[Grassland Blue]

I give way to pedestrians, I slow down and either flash my lights or give the aforementioned hand gesture when they've looked my way and aknowledged my presence. I do the same if I'm the pedestrian, but I wouldn't dream of just continuing my walk without looking the motorists way and checking they are aware of me and are showing signs of giving way, oh yeh and the giving of way is met with a raised palm of thanks.

Unfortunately there are rude people around.
C*nts!

 

[Looby_Blue]

Unfortunately there are rude people around.
C*nts!

I feel like slowing down till I'm close to them and then revving the engine or giving the horn one those aggresive blasts so their cuntyness doesn't go unpunished but then you're rolling around in the mud with them.

 

[There is a Light]

Graffiti- sure sign I’m getting old but fuck me it makes places look scruffy

 

[Stoned Rose]

Some **** in our office who stinks the place out by bringing fish for dinner pretty much every day.

The dirty bastard.

 

[normskih]

Wind chimes and the cunts that out them outside their gaff’s.

Oh I like them. I haven’t got any, before you ask;)

 

[Blue Mist]

Supermarket car parks , give way to the right you bunch of cunts , so many near misses because people dont stick to the fucking rules of the road !

Ergh it's a private car park Kaz. No jumped up supermarket stasi is going to tell me which way to go. Arrows dictating you go 'up' and 'down'


Well 'bollocks'