United Thread - 2023/24

[NZBlue]

From the CAF​

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Dec9003​

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Since Ten Hag as signed we have a goal difference of 11 in the league. We spent most of last season hovering around a 0 goal difference and we’re at -4 so far this season.





that really is crap! I wonder what our goal difference is over the sameperiod :-)

 

[Don Karleone]

 

[Impeccable One]

I never had you down as a shoulder man.

Was thinking the same, I thought there must be some down blouse coming up, but no, just a pair of shoulders :O

I guess if you haven't had any for a long time and you squint with both eyes, you might muster a semi ?

 

[Vienna_70]

That team got paid roughly £1.5m combined for that game.

Sack the fecking lot of them!

Team needs burning to the ground and a full rebuild. What was it Rangnick said - needing heart surgery…
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We’re in trouble fellas.
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Ten Hag is an absolutely horrendous manager, just utter, utter garbage
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I dont know how to care anymore.
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Finished club.
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We’re shite
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£6 billion the Glazers want for our club. Think about that!
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Zombie o'clock.
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And another manager facing his impending demise thanks to a lazy and mentally weak group of thieves.
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Decent result for us that, kept the score respectable to a much better team. Pick your battles and that, we might be able to nick a point next week against Burnley.
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Absolutely appalling. I'm not even interested in moaning anymore. The team aren't worth it.
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Ole wasn't so bad. The club is a Cesspit.
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Some people actually thought we had a chance?
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We are a terrible joke of a team. What a waste of time supporting this team lately. What are we even supporting!?
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Anyone else numb? I don't even really care anymore.
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How can this keep going on season after season, manager after manager? I honestly believe the club is cursed at this point and players turn to shit once they come here.
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Oh, the poor, spoilt, entitled bunch of twats.

My heart bleeds for them.

 

[abu13]

Top shithousing by the Brighton fans in injury time, kept on singing "we want our ball back" whenever the rags got it :)

 

[Deleted member 77198]

When the City game finished, the footage went straight to Old Trafford… United were in possession but the Brighton fans were singing ‘we want our ball back’.

 

[Barcon]

Was thinking the same, I thought there must be some down blouse coming up, but no, just a pair of shoulders :O

I guess if you haven't had any for a long time and you squint with both eyes, you might muster a semi ?

I did ; )

 

[paulchapo]

Robbed 4 of them points should be in the relegation zone.

That's the really annoying bit. Already NINE points behind us and it looks another season of scrambling for a top four place for them.

 

[doobyedoobye]

I hope they don't sack ten Hag and go for De Zerbi..

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[Matt the Giant]

A bright start for for such a mediocre team and club, trailing us by a mere 9 points after five games.
That's as close they'll come though, as they probably won't be able to keep this run going on for much longer, even with Ten Bob, who has everything under control, at the helm.

 

[horlock_was_super]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Anyone got the Luke Shaw and Phil Jones pissing themselves laughing ooops I meant Stan & Ollie

 

[nellyonthewing]

I’ll give it a month then-

 

[bakerdave76]

About right [emoji23]

 

[bluethrunthru]

Has Tent Peg blamed Weghorst yet? I mean I know he is no longer there but he does like to throw a player under a bus to deflect any blame from himself

 

[madloaf]

About right [emoji23]View attachment 93541

Fucking hell. Now I'm thinking it is all the glazers if merson thinks it isn't.

 

[Vienna_70]

I’ll give it a month then-
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After his time at the Kremlin, his reputation has already suffered a lot of damage. Why would he go to the swamp, to ruin it irreversibly?

 

[ford7]

Vile, garbage club.

 

[TinFoilHat]

They all fucked off quick.

 

[Sk@mcfc]

Rag mate left before the end, wished him 30 years of pain.

They don’t know what fucking pain is rag bastards