Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[MouldensChippy]

Kloppaganda.

Love it......Nicking it for future use. :-)

 

[dobingsdobber]

Hubcapus Bindipus
Painintheanus

Tront: "I vidi things others don't vidi"

 

[jimharri]

 

[117 M34]

I imagine alonso is waiting for the Madrid job to come up the year after but pep's contract expires at end of next year. Think the whole of liverpool would combust if we got him in.

 

[roach3]

Klopp to stay on and sign a new 3-year contract

That would be hilarious as nobody would believe he intended to leave in the first place.
Can’t see that happening though as he looked fucked when announcing it almost like it was a relief.

 

[KentBlue]

Can’t see that happening though as he looked fucked when announcing it almost like it was a relief.

Be a relief for anyone getting out of the impoverished cesspool they call Liverpool.

 

[Coatigan]

This has to be the greatest parody thread on BM.

I know the thread itself is genuine. But the collected content on it is pure parody.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Non quad candelus vigilus

 

[bluemoon32]

I imagine alonso is waiting for the Madrid job to come up the year after but pep's contract expires at end of next year. Think the whole of liverpool would combust if we got him in.

Fucking hell, he has had one good season, ever, at managerial level.
Let's see how he goes over 2 or 3 seasons before thinking of him replacing Pep if he goes.
He might be the new Pep, he could also be the new Eddie Howe

 

[jrb]

According to the Daily Liverpool he’s suddenly become the Special One MK 2, and the most wanted manager in Europe. Lol!

Journalism in this country is dead.

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

Honestly, did you expect anything less?

 

[BlueInsomniac]

 

[burning blue soul]

What's that term that seems to have fallen out of fashion?

























Oh yeh - SNUBBED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

They were snubbed because they are highly snubbable!

 

[malg]

Can't scroll anywhere online without a fucking story about Alonso. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

[jrb]

Can't scroll anywhere online without a fucking story about Alonso. Absolutely ridiculous.

Yeah. Twitter is a cesspit of plastic Liverpool fans from abroad dreaming up every positive scenario about the Special One MK2. He’s suddenly been catapulted to the status of Jesus the Liverpool Saviour, not only by the cult, but by the English football media. It’s fucking Groundhog Day again, just like when Klopp signed.

 

[117 M34]

Can't scroll anywhere online without a fucking story about Alonso. Absolutely ridiculous.

Don't worry. Whoever they appoint will win their first game and they will automatically be the greatest manager ever and will be a lot better than alonso would ever have been.

 

[roach3]

Yeah. Twitter is a cesspit of plastic Liverpool fans from abroad dreaming up every positive scenario about the Special One MK2. He’s suddenly been catapulted to the status of Jesus the Liverpool Saviour, not only by the cult, but by the English football media. It’s fucking Groundhog Day again, just like when Klopp signed.

Gotta keep those scousers clicking
Most of em will be putting fresh benefit claims in for mental health issues now bingos fucked em off

 

[MichaelFrontzeck'sBathroom]

 

[bridgeno1]

So this is on a watch forum. Dipper fan having a go at a Newcastle fan stating that Newcastle fans are obsessed about Liverpool, Barcodes fan had a nice response to put him in his place (the Dippers fan comment is below the response because that's how that forum works so best read from the bottom up). The delusion is real folks.

 

[city2]

Back to mid table next season can’t wait.