United Thread | 2024/25

[freshie]

Snubbed again. It’s a dire situation when the self-professed “biggest club in the world” can’t lure a manager away from the mighty Stuttgart

 

[Gogootz]

I just crunched the numbers on the Ragomatictm (official Maths partner of the swamp dwellers) and it checks out

 

[BeerIsTheBest]

Is she letting one off on this pic?View attachment 134904

Just typing her next tweet perhaps

 

[jrb]

There’s more United fans now!

World Population Clock: 8.2 Billion People (LIVE, 2025) - Worldometer

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www.worldometers.info

 

[KentBlue]

But none of them can get tickets.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

But none of them can get tickets.

.....................alledgedly

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

And those that can need to take their swimwear with them

 

[N1985]

Man Utd sign Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui from Bayern Munich

Matthijs de Ligt and Noussair Mazraoui have joined Manchester United from Bayern Munich; Netherlands international centre-back De Light moves to Old Trafford in a deal worth €50m (£42.7m), with an initial €45m (£38.4m) plus €5m (£4.3m) in add-ons

www.skysports.com

Full-back Mazraoui, 26, joins for a €15m fee (£12.8m) with a possible €5m (£4.2m) in add-ons.

Manuel Ugarte transfer: Manchester United agree terms with Paris Saint-Germain in deal worth up to £50.7m

Manchester United agree deal with PSG to sign Manuel Ugarte for initial fee of £42.2m, which could rise to £50.7m with add-ons; Ugarte was a primary midfield target and always had his heart set on Old Trafford move; Scott McTominay close to finalising Utd exit and Napoli switch

www.skysports.com

Manchester United agree deal with PSG to sign Manuel Ugarte for initial fee of £42.2m, which could rise to £50.7m with add-ons

Leny Yoro: Lille defender joins Manchester United in deal that could be worth up to £59m

Man Utd have signed Lille defender Leny Yoro in a deal that could be worth up to £58.9m; 18-year-old moves to Old Trafford despite interest from Real Madrid

www.skysports.com

United worked hard to convince the 18-year-old [Leny Yoro] to join after agreeing a deal worth an initial £52.2m, with potential add-ons worth almost £7m.

Working out well.

It’s like they’re watering Blackpool beach and wondering why nothing’s growing there.

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

 

[KentBlue]

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

Yes, but isn't it great!!

 

[yeah whatever !!]

TBH a two finger salute doesn't need translation ;)

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Fuck me...That's 925 million who cant get a ticket. And when the population reaches 10 Billion they can all sing 'I am a one in ten'.

 

[blue cigar]

Snubbed again. It’s a dire situation when the self-professed “biggest club in the world” can’t lure a manager away from the mighty Stuttgart

Turned them down?
It's Manchester nytid we're talking about, turned down the biggest club on earth, I very much doubt it.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Turned them down?
It's Manchester nytid we're talking about, turned down the biggest club on earth, I very much doubt it.

Father Dougal Maguire would turn them down, followed by Ted then Jack.

But I think Mrs Doyle would give em' a go, can you imagine she looks at Rashford on the bench and shouts out Ahh Go on,go on,go on, go on. go on....GO ON !!!

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

As PT Barnum said, there’s one born every minute.

 

[Vienna_70]

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

Zirkzee and de Ligt are Dutch, therefore obligatory purchases for ten Bob.

Schtick to de plan.

 

[TinFoilHat]

But Ineos are maintaining their standards elsewhere

Ben Ainslie’s Ineos Britannia go 3-0 down to New Zealand after near-crash at America’s Cup

Sir Ben Ainslie’s team suffered another blow in their tilt at sporting history as Ineos Britannia went 3-0 down to Emirates Team New Zealand after the second day of racing at the America’s Cup.

www.telegraph.co.uk

ETH team captain?

 

[N1985]

Zirkzee and de Ligt are Dutch, therefore obligatory purchases for ten Bob.

Schtick to de plan.

Fucking hell totally forgot about Zirkzee

Would have been better off buying a used Deal or No Deal fruit machine off Gumtree and just plonking it on the edge of the box.

 

[Blue Til Death]

But none of them can get tickets.

Despite the top tier being closed on numerous occasions, with the lights turned out so nobody can see :-)…

 

[Grassland Blue]

£160/170 million on complete dogshit.

What the fuck are their scouts doing because it certainly isn't their jobs.

De Ligt is a journeyman, one has a dicky ticker, Ugarte can't even get a start and the other lad is 18 years old and already a crock. Absolute madness.

Shit cunts.

The rags scouting system
used to be, "Who are City in for?'
"Well, we'll have him then. City are inferior to us and we're going to use our financial muscle and 'istree to make sure said player comes to us."
This worked for them until the likes of Maguire and Sanchez went there.....

 

[KentBlue]

The rags scouting system
used to be, "Who are City in for?'
"Well, we'll have him then. City are inferior to us and we're going to use our financial muscle and 'istree to make sure said player comes to us."
This worked for them until the likes of Maguire and Sanchez went there.....

But under that piss-saturated Glaswegian despot their mantra was: "If we want one of your players we will HAVE one of your players."