I’m A Celebrity - Get Me Out Of Here!

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

I guess the definition of "celebrity" has changed since I was growing up. I've heard of two of them (Coleen Rooney and Barry McGuigan; and Jane Moore is vaguely familiar from somewhere). The rest of them are a complete mystery to me (as Toyah might say). I guess I need to speak to my parole officer about getting my curfew conditions relaxed. I'd imagine it'll rake in the viewers, as per normal.
I would like to see Barry win it; he seems like a decent guy whenever he's interviewed.

Its a mythtery

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[hallsteve62]

Now I'd watch that!

 

[Nellies left peg]

So the most famous one is famous cos her fat twat husband banged some grannies

Apparently she’s a tv personality. Well that’s news to me

 

[chesterbells]

Grace has been watching the show her whole life (ish) if you squeal on day one the public will make you do every trial until you get max stars, then they vote for someone else, lol

She’s putting on the biggest act of all of them isn’t she? All that screaming, she wants to be kept on the show as long as possible and/or certainly get lots of interviews, opportunities etc when she comes out. I mean otherwise what’s her usp?

 

[Stephen230]

It’s that time of year again when middle aged men meticulously scrutinise the ‘I’m a Celebrity’ line up, before proudly declaring that they’ve never heard of any of them.

Then off to a thread set up to specifically discuss the programme, to inform everybody that they won’t be watching a minute of that rubbish again this year.

 

[BlueHammer85]

It’s that time of year again when middle aged men meticulously scrutinise the ‘I’m a Celebrity’ line up, before proudly declaring that they’ve never heard of any of them.

Then off to a thread set up to specifically discuss the programme, to inform everybody that they won’t be watching a minute of that rubbish again this year.

Spot on, may aswell copy and paste the same comments from every year.
Chuck in a few 'what has she done to her face' also.

 

[snorky]

And me calling certain posters southern shandy sipping, wet, nancy boys :)

 

[ancoats]

Apparently she’s a tv personality. Well that’s news to me

Who the granny

 

[ancoats]

And people still think the phone or text votes are real haha

 

[Blue Maverick]

And people still think the phone or text votes are real haha

They’ve gone you can only use the app now.

 

[BlueHammer85]

They’ve gone you can only use the app now.

they may aswell just churn the same comments from 10 years ago.

 

[kaz7]

What 10 "bluemoon" posters ( celebrities) would you like to send into the jungle.
I reckon there's a few of them might thrive on kangaroo Mickeys and wombats eyeballs.

Ooh that is a good question , you can probably guess one of them, lol

 

[kaz7]

She’s putting on the biggest act of all of them isn’t she? All that screaming, she wants to be kept on the show as long as possible and/or certainly get lots of interviews, opportunities etc when she comes out. I mean otherwise what’s her usp?

She is already a loose woman and is an online something or other, she did really well in the trial last nite , i think her, danny and oti will top three

 

[snorky]

What 10 "bluemoon" posters ( celebrities) would you like to send into the jungle.
I reckon there's a few of them might thrive on kangaroo Mickeys and wombats eyeballs.

If it's nailed on he could gobble some animal cock @dronefromsector7G would have his hand up faster than shit goes through a goose.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

If it's nailed on he could gobble some animal cock @dronefromsector7G would have his hand up faster than shit goes through a goose.

Probably ask for extra helpings

 

[mexico1970]

It’s that time of year again when middle aged men meticulously scrutinise the ‘I’m a Celebrity’ line up, before proudly declaring that they’ve never heard of any of them.

Then off to a thread set up to specifically discuss the programme, to inform everybody that they won’t be watching a minute of that rubbish again this year.

Have you got to be really interested in something to comment about it? You don't need skin in the game to have an opinion do you?

Considering how timid and afraid program producers are to churn out anything offensive I am surprised this tat gets a look in due to its voyeuristic gossipy content.

Anything that kills it off has got to be good.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

If it's nailed on he could gobble some animal cock @dronefromsector7G would have his hand up faster than shit goes through a goose.

That’s just nasty

 

[Stephen230]

Have you got to be really interested in something to comment about it? You don't need skin in the game to have an opinion do you?

Considering how timid and afraid program producers are to churn out anything offensive I am surprised this tat gets a look in due to its voyeuristic gossipy content.

Anything that kills it off has got to be good.

Everybody can comment on whatever they like for me mate. I just find it a bit odd that someone would go to the trouble of clicking on a thread about a specific television programme to post that they won’t be watching any of it. That’s all.

 

[chesterbells]

She is already a loose woman and is an online something or other, she did really well in the trial last nite , i think her, danny and oti will top three

Yep, agree on Oti, but then tbh this is the first time I’ve started watching it properly in 4 or 5 years, so I’m a bit out the loop on what kinda ‘performance’ would usually win the vote.