United Thread | 2024/25

[TinFoilHat]

Piss funny if Mr Delap scores the winner for Ipshit.

 

[KentBlue]

Piss funny if Mr Delap scores the winner for Ipshit.

No chance. Red Webb won't allow that.

 

[Vienna_70]

Piss funny if Mr Delap scores the winner for Ipshit.

It’ll be piss funny if anyone scores the winner for Ipswich.

 

[Really_here]

It’ll be piss funny if anyone scores the winner for Ipswich.

be even better if it's a last minute penalty or an own goal 8-)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It’ll be piss funny if anyone scores the winner for Ipswich.

Think I’d prefer a Kalvin thunderbastard.

Just..

 

[remember arthur mann]

This is so interesting from Berbatov

Elite Level? Come on Stunt Pegg, you're better than that.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Amorim wankfest in full swing on BBC Sport, I see. I’m surprised they haven’t got an article analysing his turds to see if they can guess what he had for dinner last night and what that might tell us about the formation the rags will be using on Saturday.

In the same way they were withe the last manager, and the one before that, and the one before that...?

The exact opposite they were with Pep joining us?

 

[KingGeorge]

We pulled a fast one on city by stealing their future coach Amorim ….ummm nope

 

[RadcliffeRick]

We pulled a fast one on city by stealing their future coach Amorim ….ummm nope

They have a record doing this, don't forget they snatched slabhead away from us.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

They have a record doing this, don't forget they snatched slabhead away from us.

And the piano man.

And Fred.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

And the piano man.

And Fred.

There have been so many, no wonder we never won anything.

Was PR7ck supposed to be joining us as well?

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

There have been so many, no wonder we never won anything.

The Norwegian Hobbit hurt the most…

 

[RadcliffeRick]

The Norwegian Hobbit hurt the most…

We could have been contenders!

 

[york away to this!]

Can we have a Save Our Amorimorsomething thread yet?

 

[ScottSinclair]

Anyone bothering to collect some sadcafe in meltdown posts over the Pep extension?
A quick look over there, and they are certainly approaching a meltdown

 

[TinFoilHat]

Can we have a Save Our Amorimorsomething thread yet?

Rescue Rimjob?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Rags PR Department:

"International break is the perfect time to market our new manager. We've got the media team ready and our client journalists are prepped to promote him as the best manager since the great Sir Alex Ferguson."

"A video of David Coote calling Klopp a **** has become the main story."

"No Matter. Still a week before the premier league starts again. Plenty of time to promote his first match."

"Another video has come out of him snorting coke..."

"Ah...Still...We can use the last 5 days of the international break to push our man before he debuts against Ipswich."

"City just announced Pep is staying."

"Fuck!"

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Anyone bothering to collect some sadcafe in meltdown posts over the Pep extension?
A quick look over there, and they are certainly approaching a meltdown

I had to laugh at one that highlights their insecurity about life and how it has to be all about them. Apparently Pep is only staying because the rags have taken City’s number one target as their manager. Pep is only staying until we identify someone else, that’s nice of him.

 

[bluefrom78]

When they announce their financial figures next year there'll be a slight change as their EBITDA will actually refer to: Earnings Before Interest, Taxes, Depreciation and Amorim-tisation.

 

[Akira]

How the fuck is Zeberdee a professional footballer let alone a Dutch international?
He just runs around like a pound shop Marouane Fellaini.
Johan Cruyff must be spinning in his grave (assuming he wasn't cremated)

The guy looks overweight for a professional footballer. Crazy to say that Wout Carthorse looks a better player than him.

The Rags were quick to pretend they didn't overhype this signing before. The lad couldn't even start ahead of the Carthorse in the Dutch squad, the same Carthorse they were readily trying to let go.