United Thread | 2024/25

[1961_vintage]

So you think Pep only signed for another two years because AMoron went to Trafford?

Could be something in that. Goes something like this....

Ammo binned us off in favour of the rags.

Pep then felt duty bound to extend rather than drop us in the shit.

Pep subsequently then had a bit of a breakdown at the thought of having to stay longer than he wanted rather then whizzing-off to enjoy life on the Ipanema.

Players have downed tools because they can't take another 2 years of Pep's high intensity management style.

In response, Pep is only allowing guys with a max fitness level of 70% in the starting 11. All others are benched, and especially those with links to Brazil.

And Phil has gone on a bronchitis-busting health recovery holiday to the Copacabana and is getting Ronnie to send Pep tiktoks to let him know what he's missing.

 

[discopop]

Could be something in that. Goes something like this....

Ammo binned us off in favour of the rags.

Pep then felt duty bound to extend rather than drop us in the shit.

Pep subsequently then had a bit of a breakdown at the thought of having to stay longer than he wanted rather then whizzing-off to enjoy life on the Ipanema.

Players have downed tools because they can't take another 2 years of Pep's high intensity management style.

In response, Pep is only allowing guys with a max fitness level of 70% in the starting 11. All others are benched, and especially those with links to Brazil.

And Phil has gone on a bronchitis-busting health recovery holiday to the Copacabana and is getting Ronnie to send Pep tiktoks to let him know what he's missing.

Seems legit

 

[jaiguruKun]

Rubenandre Villaboamorim

 

[Three_Hat-tricks]

 

[cheekybids]

Could be something in that. Goes something like this....

Ammo binned us off in favour of the rags.

Pep then felt duty bound to extend rather than drop us in the shit.

Pep subsequently then had a bit of a breakdown at the thought of having to stay longer than he wanted rather then whizzing-off to enjoy life on the Ipanema.

Players have downed tools because they can't take another 2 years of Pep's high intensity management style.

In response, Pep is only allowing guys with a max fitness level of 70% in the starting 11. All others are benched, and especially those with links to Brazil.

And Phil has gone on a bronchitis-busting health recovery holiday to the Copacabana and is getting Ronnie to send Pep tiktoks to let him know what he's missing.

Read it…….innn………the voice……. Of…… Kalve Solkohol…….

 

[Coljj]

 

[55yr old teenager]

There was a misunderstanding as to him starting in January
If we havent already got a signed contract with him then I’d be surprised and disappointed

At the behest of sounding stupid, but who is Viana?

 

[Vienna_70]

At the behest of sounding stupid, but who is Viana?

Our new DoF.

 

[1961_vintage]

At the behest of sounding stupid, but who is Viana?

Imre. New striker. Dust-off your banana.

 

[Gordyola]

At the behest of sounding stupid, but who is Viana?

Club Statement: Director of Football

Manchester City can confirm that Txiki Begiristain will step away from his full-time role as Director of Football at the end of the 2024/25 season.

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