Stupid little things that bug you

[Man-chester copperpot]

As soon as my Mrs wakes up at 6, she feeds the dog and brings me a cup of tea, God bless her. But then she climbs back into bed and starts telling me last night's dream. In every detail. It goes on nonstop for about ten minutes, after which she asks me what I think it means, to which I reply "not the vaguest" and hunker down.

Talking of dreams.
Even though we all have them, see them everywhere all day and some spend 12hrs + staring at them.

You never dream about mobile phones!

Weird

 

[KS55]

Talking of dreams.
Even though we all have them, see them everywhere all day and some spend 12hrs + staring at them.

You never dream about mobile phones!

Weird

I dreamed about Bluemoon recently. Apparently you have to mention Marvin Haggler in every post. Hmmm…

 

[Bill Walker]

Shitty countries that demand hundreds of dollars for a visa for a one day visit, even if you don't get off the fucking boat.
East Timor, Indonesia, India.

 

[Cellarite]

On the City app, when we play away, I go on it to see the line ups but it always shows me our opponents' team first and I have to click to get City's.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

Footballers kneeling and praying on the pitch...you wouldn't play football in a church!

 

[KS55]

British cities charging hotel guests a tourist tax.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Footballers kneeling and praying on the pitch...you wouldn't play football in a church!

That Palace player really annoyed me doing that, they'd celebrated the goal for what seemed like 5 minutes all ambled back for the kick off as slowly as possible and that twat dropped to his knees still 30 yards from being in the correct half.

 

[Manc baggie]

Arsehole tourists who think it’s just fine to throw, boot, punch a football, or rugby ball around (not in) the hotel swimming pool with complete disregard to everyone else trying to enjoy themselves.
Watched a group of scousers doing this here in Tenerife this morning & pissing everyone else off who were unlucky enough to be sat within range.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

Arsehole tourists who think it’s just fine to throw, boot, punch a football, or rugby ball around (not in) the hotel swimming pool with complete disregard to everyone else trying to enjoy themselves.
Watched a group of scousers doing this here in Tenerife this morning & pissing everyone else off who were unlucky enough to be sat within range.

It won’t be their fault.

 

[Bri1975]

Footballers kneeling on the pitch

It's had its day , we go to be entertained not to witness non football political agendas

 

[lefty goldblatt]

Footballers kneeling and praying on the pitch...you wouldn't play football in a church!

That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.

 

[Cellarite]

That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.

I bet very few of them were going through this rigmarole when they were in the youth teams or the reserves. As soon as they know the cameras are on them though...

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.

Foden does the "cross" thing quite often and, unusually, does it with his left hand.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Making a schoolboy error.

I sanded down a garden bench yesterday using sandpaper wrapped round a suitable piece of wood, job looks great however, I've managed to rub my finger prints off with not wearing a glove and I've now got to put my pin number & passwords in to get in my phone and for various sites until the come back as my biometric won't work.... lovely smooth fingers though.

 

[bluemc]

Anyone who in conversation takes a normal, everyday word and puts what they think is an amusing and witty twist on the word. Often doing so as if they are the first person to ever do it.

Notable mention to anyone who ever talks about their holibobs, or what they found on t'interweb.

 

[Kippax77]

That Palace player really annoyed me doing that, they'd celebrated the goal for what seemed like 5 minutes all ambled back for the kick off as slowly as possible and that twat dropped to his knees still 30 yards from being in the correct half.

Or that Bruno of Newcastle.
Gets gifted a goal then does about 8 different celebrations, finishing with the sign of the cross then the badge kissing.
What a fuckin tool.
You'd have thought he'd done a bicycle kick from the halfway line for all that

 

[Barcon]

Making a schoolboy error.

I sanded down a garden bench yesterday using sandpaper wrapped round a suitable piece of wood, job looks great however, I've managed to rub my finger prints off with not wearing a glove and I've now got to put my pin number & passwords in to get in my phone and for various sites until the come back as my biometric won't work.... lovely smooth fingers though.

That happens to me everytime I trim out a house.

 

[Bill Walker]

That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.

More likely the church inn

 

[doots]

"Can I do?"
There's enough plebs out there saying "can I get" when ordering food/drinks etc but WTF is this new bollocks all about.
Can I do?
Yeah, do one yer fuckin plum.

 

[mexico1970]

That "sign of the cross" stuff. Is it only footballers that do it?. I've never seen RL players, golfers, cricketers do it as they enter the playing arena.
Nor dentists doing it before a filling , or binmen before they wheel one up to the wagon.

Could it be that footballers are attention seekers. I bet very few of them have set foot in a church recently.

Ostentatious religious fuckwittery.