I forgot how many times I have been told we are going out a a certain time and am waiting by the door only for her indoors to be nowhere near at the set time, if I remind her she claims that I am "Rushing" her.
It was pissing down in town when we just started shopping so we ducked into the supermarket to get out of the rain, when we just got through the foyer part she met a friend (A friend she sees all the time) and she just stands there and starts yapping.
I leave the building and get the bus straight home, just got through the front door and she rings to ask where I am, it took her 20 mins to notice :)
Another is when she is on the phone there is no contact, the house can be on fire but she's on a phone call. When I'm on the phone it's the time in the day she HAS to talk to me.