Stupid little things that bug you

I forgot how many times I have been told we are going out a a certain time and am waiting by the door only for her indoors to be nowhere near at the set time, if I remind her she claims that I am "Rushing" her.

It was pissing down in town when we just started shopping so we ducked into the supermarket to get out of the rain, when we just got through the foyer part she met a friend (A friend she sees all the time) and she just stands there and starts yapping.

I leave the building and get the bus straight home, just got through the front door and she rings to ask where I am, it took her 20 mins to notice :)

Another is when she is on the phone there is no contact, the house can be on fire but she's on a phone call. When I'm on the phone it's the time in the day she HAS to talk to me.
You left her gabbing and got the bus home? Fantastic stuff! Bravo!
 
I forgot how many times I have been told we are going out a a certain time and am waiting by the door only for her indoors to be nowhere near at the set time, if I remind her she claims that I am "Rushing" her.

It was pissing down in town when we just started shopping so we ducked into the supermarket to get out of the rain, when we just got through the foyer part she met a friend (A friend she sees all the time) and she just stands there and starts yapping.

I leave the building and get the bus straight home, just got through the front door and she rings to ask where I am, it took her 20 mins to notice :)

Another is when she is on the phone there is no contact, the house can be on fire but she's on a phone call. When I'm on the phone it's the time in the day she HAS to talk to me.
 
You left her gabbing and got the bus home? Fantastic stuff! Bravo!

She was livid mate, I was stood there holding the trolley one minute and the next I had the falling down moment and emancipated myself from the situation.

At that very moment I was Rosa Parks :)
 
My sister leaving my house after visiting from Wales for the weekend. Decides to start getting her 3 little kids rounded up as Villa and City are walking out of the tunnel. Then proceeds to take 15 minutes to get them in the car and drive off. I'm stood on the doorstep waiting to wave them off. Five minutes after leaving the house, two of them are still not in the car. Then they're all in and the engine is running. Then my sister is back out of the car and the boot is open. Then she's back in the car with the engine running but takes 3 minutes to actually move the car. Then she turns round at the end of my cul-de-sac and on her way back - doesn't actually wave. Next time, if she leaves just as City are starting, I'm staying on my couch.
Fuck me Cellarite, if you can't kick your sister out 30 minutes before the match that's your fault. Don't come on here complaining.
If you miss the cut off point a simple "see you, close the door on your way out' will suffice.
 
Fuck me Cellarite, if you can't kick your sister out 30 minutes before the match that's your fault. Don't come on here complaining.
A simple "see you, close the door on your way out' will suffice.
Lesson learned. I'll heed your warning next time. Although I didn't miss much did I. At half time, I had a shower. Should've stayed in there and erm...amused myself for a while longer.
 
When players score and they run to the crowd and cup their ears. What’s that for? “I can’t hear you cheering my name?” Or, “look, big head me, I’ve scored”. I can’t stand it. Also, when players score and turn their back on the crowd and point to their name on the short or tug their shirt by the top of each corner so their name stands out. Again, big heads. Football is a team game. As important as it is to score a goal it’s as important the defender or goalkeeper who just saved a certain goal.
You can add the obligatory knee-slide to the corner flag, posing with the corner flag, rehearsed dances, finger to the lip, but, worse of all, not to acknowledge the assist.
 
I forgot how many times I have been told we are going out a a certain time and am waiting by the door only for her indoors to be nowhere near at the set time, if I remind her she claims that I am "Rushing" her.

It was pissing down in town when we just started shopping so we ducked into the supermarket to get out of the rain, when we just got through the foyer part she met a friend (A friend she sees all the time) and she just stands there and starts yapping.

I leave the building and get the bus straight home, just got through the front door and she rings to ask where I am, it took her 20 mins to notice :)

Another is when she is on the phone there is no contact, the house can be on fire but she's on a phone call. When I'm on the phone it's the time in the day she HAS to talk to me.
tbf it sounds like the little thing that bugs you is your missus, you have my fully sympathy mine is much the same, we were at a party on saturday she fucks off to see people that she sees all the time is gone for about an hour while im at the table and then comes back and says where did you go.
 
tbf it sounds like the little thing that bugs you is your missus, you have my fully sympathy mine is much the same, we were at a party on saturday she fucks off to see people that she sees all the time is gone for about an hour while im at the table and then comes back and says where did you go.


It's just that I have absolutely no irritating habits at all ;-)

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