Stupid little things that bug you

[northendenton]

Happy Halloween more yank shit to go with trick or treat and pumpkins

 

[mexico1970]

Happy Halloween more yank shit to go with trick or treat and pumpkins

Happy Holidays :)

 

[J.G.Blue.]

People who insult others by using types of food,
You're a sausage
He's a bacon
He's a gammon.

What are you on about? Fuc#ing Fruitcake! :-)

 

[TinFoilHat]

People who cock block ;-)

You mean you can get more than one in a hole?

Lucky bitch.

 

[halfmist]

This thread. I agree with 99.9% of the posts which just goes to show what a grumpy old bastard I have become.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

 

[Bri1975]

Eating poached eggs on toast for breakfast at 4am on the morning the clocks have just gone back.

But your body clock is on 5 a.m which makes eating poached eggs on toast for breakfast acceptable

 

[blueinsa]

It's even worse wearing varifocal glasses too.

I own a car with fancy new LED matrix headlights and thought wow but I also wear varifocal glasses and at night, these headlights are fucking murder with them they really are.

I’m safer driving without them and that can’t be right.

 

[Winchester]

Anything Claudia Winkleman advertises

 

[northendenton]

Happy Holidays :)

Can't say Happy Chrirtmas in case it offends maybe soft twats

 

[noseve]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

Now come on, don't hold back - tell us what you really think...

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Now come on, don't hold back - tell us what you really think...

The first version of my post had references to domestic violence, and kitchens and boarding school, I am holding back.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People who insult others by using types of food,
You're a sausage
He's a bacon
He's a gammon.

Fuck off you wet lettuce

 

[city5189]

Fuck off you wet lettuce

Fuckin doughnut

 

[Grassland Blue]

Fuckin doughnut

I'm a jelly and ice cream man personally.......

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

That stupid white fluff that people put on their hedges at Halloween. Not sure what it's supposed to represent but it looks like snow.

 

[Grassland Blue]

That stupid white fluff that people put on their hedges at Halloween. Not sure what it's supposed to represent but it looks like snow.

It does look a bit odd, perhaps it's supposed to be cobwebs?
Anyway, not long until Nov 5th.....

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

It does look a bit odd, perhaps it's supposed to be cobwebs?
Anyway, not long until Nov 5th.....

Thing is where I live it stays up until February

 

[AliBobbyJ]

So we are going out to dinner ...

Folk who start sentences with "So."

So annoying. :-)

 

[Cellarite]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

Fucking epic rant.

The pub is obviously the worst, but they're everywhere. Why let your fucking child push the trolley in the supermarket? They've got no control and are simply getting in every bastard's way. Nobody thinks your bratty little fucker is as cute as you do. Get the little **** under control and let me go about my business.