Stupid little things that bug you

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

 

[Bri1975]

Eating poached eggs on toast for breakfast at 4am on the morning the clocks have just gone back.

But your body clock is on 5 a.m which makes eating poached eggs on toast for breakfast acceptable

 

[blueinsa]

It's even worse wearing varifocal glasses too.

I own a car with fancy new LED matrix headlights and thought wow but I also wear varifocal glasses and at night, these headlights are fucking murder with them they really are.

I’m safer driving without them and that can’t be right.

 

[Winchester]

Anything Claudia Winkleman advertises

 

[northendenton]

Happy Holidays :)

Can't say Happy Chrirtmas in case it offends maybe soft twats

 

[noseve]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

Now come on, don't hold back - tell us what you really think...

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Now come on, don't hold back - tell us what you really think...

The first version of my post had references to domestic violence, and kitchens and boarding school, I am holding back.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

People who insult others by using types of food,
You're a sausage
He's a bacon
He's a gammon.

Fuck off you wet lettuce

 

[city5189]

Fuck off you wet lettuce

Fuckin doughnut

 

[Grassland Blue]

Fuckin doughnut

I'm a jelly and ice cream man personally.......

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

That stupid white fluff that people put on their hedges at Halloween. Not sure what it's supposed to represent but it looks like snow.

 

[Grassland Blue]

That stupid white fluff that people put on their hedges at Halloween. Not sure what it's supposed to represent but it looks like snow.

It does look a bit odd, perhaps it's supposed to be cobwebs?
Anyway, not long until Nov 5th.....

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

It does look a bit odd, perhaps it's supposed to be cobwebs?
Anyway, not long until Nov 5th.....

Thing is where I live it stays up until February

 

[AliBobbyJ]

So we are going out to dinner ...

Folk who start sentences with "So."

So annoying. :-)

 

[Cellarite]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

Fucking epic rant.

The pub is obviously the worst, but they're everywhere. Why let your fucking child push the trolley in the supermarket? They've got no control and are simply getting in every bastard's way. Nobody thinks your bratty little fucker is as cute as you do. Get the little **** under control and let me go about my business.

 

[bluemc]

Loud obnoxious parents.

Popped into the pub now for a quiet pint after work and in comes the local yummy mummy Dryrobe brigade with their offspring in tow, shouting and bellowing at top volume (both the mums and the kids) like they're the centre of the fucking universe.

Shut your fucking cake holes you fucking **** twats.

Oh it's well and truly Dryrobe season now. Not so much yummy mummies however, more middle aged divorcees who think wearing what is essentially a towel for everyday wear is fashion.

Not to be outdone however by their male equivalents, the "I wear shorts all year round, me" crew. Sports shorts covering the top half of their legs, however up top they're wearing three layers topped off with a bubble coat because they're fuckin freezing. But determined to keep those calves on show, to demonstrate how alpha male they are.

 

[mexico1970]

Oh it's well and truly Dryrobe season now. Not so much yummy mummies however, more middle aged divorcees who think wearing what is essentially a towel for everyday wear is fashion.

Not to be outdone however by their male equivalents, the "I wear shorts all year round, me" crew. Sports shorts covering the top half of their legs, however up top they're wearing three layers topped off with a bubble coat because they're fuckin freezing. But determined to keep those calves on show, to demonstrate how alpha male they are.

Baseball cap
Primary coloured tee shirt
Primary coloured shorts

Like adult toddlers :)

 

[normskih]

People who open their garden gates outwards on to the pavement and leave them there for wheelchair users and people pushing prams to navigate round onto the road

I wish I could like this post a hundred times. I would also add, any pedestrians just walking on the pavements. I deliberately push the gates back in so the lazy so and so’s have to get out of their car to open the gates to drive in. Lazy sods.

 

[give it to gordon]

Halloween.

 

[mexico1970]

I wish I could like this post a hundred times. I would also add, any pedestrians just walking on the pavements. I deliberately push the gates back in so the lazy so and so’s have to get out of their car to open the gates to drive in. Lazy sods.

Parking on corners is my bug bear, if I see a car parked on a corner and people can't get around it makes my teeth itch.

I do and always will knock on doors when I see that, busy **** I know but it's warranted in those instances.

How fucking rude do you have to be to do it?